Reveille Magnesium Shower Gel

Mag Shower Gel | Reveille

Regular price $23.95
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Time to wake up, motherfucker.

Since the majority of you don't have a bath you'll fit into, we've got the shower goods for the shower salt lords.  

SIZE: 250ml

The Reveille Mag Shower Gel has been formulated to give you that kick up the ass you need, with a blend that will get the blood flowing and muscle tension melting. It's the right-hand man of our Reveille Mag Muscle Soak packed with black pepper, cardamom, and deep spice. (And no, dickheads, it won't burn your balls - because we get asked that a lot......like, why the fuck would we make something like that? Unless, you use the Mag Spray below the belt - that shit will burn and itch like a fucker).

 

Our sulfate and paraben free shower gel is mild enough to use daily. For a heavy hit on easing up muscles and general shitness, we strongly recommend the heavy hitters being the Mag Spray and Muscle Soaks. 

We're not giving you usage instructions. Because, dead set - if we need to go that far, we need to have a bigger talk.

 

INGREDIENTS: 

No shit decisions were made when creating this. (Could you even imagine a workplace where constant shit decisions were made.............)

Purified Aqua, Decyl Glucoside, Magnesium Chloride, Cocamido Propyl Betaine, PEG-120 Methyl Glucose Dioleate, Propylene Glycol, Diazolidinyl Urea (and) Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate, Citrus sinensis (orange), Eugenia Caryophyllata (clove), Foeniculum vulgare dulce (fennel), Piper nigrum (black pepper), Elettaria cardamomum (cardamom) and, Cinnamomum zeylanicum (cinnamon).


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