Choccie Milk Illumination Round

Choccie Milk

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Choccie Milk Hand Poured Soy Candle

(AKA Illumination Round)

This is a match made in snacky-snack heaven. If we haven't nailed this Choccie Milk Illumination Round, we're up for the fight. Smells dead set like the real McCoy. We've licked several and can confirm, they do in fact taste absolutely vile. 

Each medium-sized round contains 220g wax + deliciousness + our salty attitude and has a burn time of approx 18+ hours. 

Made from 100% pure soy wax, zinc & lead-free cotton wicks and premium Australian made fragrances.

Important: Trim the wick down after each burn to stop it from becoming like a mushroom and then causing it to burn like crap and not last as long.  Each of our candles are hand-poured and handmade, so if there's any tiny imperfections, lumps or bumps - we actually don't want to hear your complaints. 

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We've been used on first base, and even second base. But, we rather get you off base and into the tub. Our magnesium blends will have you feeling like a zen motherf*cker.

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05/13/2021
Like a kid in a candy shop

Digging the **** out of this "candles don't need to smell like flowers" ****. As a broken human who can't have dairy this is close as I'm willing to get to good old choccie milk and it is a ******* amazing substitute

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Morgan L.
Australia Australia