Mag + Coffee Shower Dirt

Mag + Coffee Shower Dirt

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Regular price$21.00
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Stop polishing the brass, and start polishing your ass.

We could waffle on about how good this body scrub is but we hate to toot our own horn.  If you follow us on Instagram, you'll regularly see this bad boy making an appearance from customers - we let them do the tooting for us.

With a coffee base and magnesium base, it'll slay away the toughest and roughest of skin leaving it feelin' silky thanks to a concentrated formula of vitamin e from green coffee seed extract, sweet almond oil, and grapeseed oil.

It's not going to fix muscular aches and pains (that's what our muscle soaks are for), but it will help fade stretch marks, scars, and damaged skin when used regularly. Can also be handy to throw in the eyes of anyone you don't like. Defs not a substitute for morning coffee.

Size: 150g

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    To get rid of dry & angry skin and leave you feeling soft as fk.

    These ingredients are nearly more active than the QPS Social Account. Coffea arabica seed powder, magnesium sulfate (mag salt), magnesium chloride (mag salt, but stronger), Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond Oil), Vitis Vinifera Seed Oil (Grapeseed Oil), Soja hispida (Soy Bean Oil), Coffea arabica L (Green Coffee Seed) AKA shit that's amazing for your skin, Tocopherol, Citrus Aurantium Dulcis, Citrus Limo (lemon).

    Take your uniform off, run the shower, get wet, grab a dirty handful and massage it all over your body (or areas that need a refresh), then rinse off and enjoy soft skin and a 14 hour clean up (you'll know what we mean once you use it in the shower).

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    I recommend this product
    Best scrub ever!

    This is the best scrub I've ever used! Not only does it smell AMAZING it left me feeling fresh.... Like that time I ****** that Starbucks employee off and she threw my coffee at me, so fresh......

    Riley M.
    Australia Australia
    Mess Is Good For Ya

    I love this good mess, I feel clean, smooth and relaxed after a hot shower.

    Jason R.
    Australia Australia
    The smell of coffee and the ol armoury

    This product is amazing!!! Love love love the **** out of it.

    mary m.
    Australia Australia

    Perfect scrub!!!

    Stuart H.
    Australia Australia
    Like the product, love the attitude

    Would I ever buy a coffee body scrub before Tactical Recovery? F*ck No! I bought it from them however because they support Veteran’s Organisations and have a totally hilarious “inappropriate” approach to everyone else. 10/10 will buy again from TR.

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