Lights Out Magnesium Shower Gel

Lights Out - Magnesium Shower Gel

Regular price $23.95
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We discriminated against 70% of you when we only had muscle soaks available. So now you can stop f*cking complaining.

SIZE: 250ml

Our Lights Out Mag Gel is a liquid version (duh) of our Lights Out Mag Soak, meaning that it's calming, soothing, and great before bed.

Our super thick and paraben-free shower gel base has been boosted with magnesium chloride (the same magnesium in our mag spray), to help ease tense and crappy muscles. It's infused with lavender to calm you the fuck down and chamomile to knock you out. 

This won't fix your fucked back or muscles instantly (it's not Mag Spray), however, it's mild enough to use daily, and we recommend using Mag Spray post-shower on the extra fucky areas, as it can provide rapid relief.

We're not giving you usage instructions. Because, dead set - if we need to go that far, we need to have a bigger talk.

 

INGREDIENTS: 

The only thing better than these ingredients is getting that Leave App signed.

Purified Aqua, Decyl Glucoside, Magnesium Chloride, Cocamido Propyl Betaine, PEG-120 Methyl Glucose Dioleate, Propylene Glycol, Diazolidinyl Urea (and) Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate, Lavandula angustifolia (lavender), Bergamot calabrian, Citrus reticulata (mandarin), Citrus Limon (lemon), Anthemis nobilis and Cedrus atlantica (cedarwood).

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    We've been used on first base, and even second base. But, we rather get you off base and into the tub. Our magnesium blends will have you feeling like a zen motherf*cker.

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    01/23/2021

    YES

    Spectacular...sensual...sensational... Will just stand in shower covered in this **** and feel a lot better about life. It's immensely soothing. My back and knees **** me a lot of the time but the combo of Lights out and the Magnesium spray help soothe the tense-ness. Thanks guys!! Not only are your products truely devine but the way you describe and advertise them is hilarious. I want to buy everything.

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    Kirah
    Australia Australia
    12/27/2020

    Good to go!

    Smells great and soothes the muscles after a hard session. Can't rate this highly enough!

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    Anonymous
    Australia Australia