Reveille Magnesium Soak

Reveille Magnesium Soak

Regular price $33.00
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Yeah, that's right Champ Burger - we wear the pants now, while you take yours off. You can't pull rank with us in this tub.

Get your frowny, angry and salty attitude into the tub with our motherfucking spicy blend of fennel, cinnamon bark and, black pepper.  

This batch has been formulated with natural extracts to assist with deep muscle recovery, blood flow, and circulation so that your body can wake the hell up. 

The mission of this soak: work deep into tense muscles and promote tissue repair.

 GET NAKED AND:
  • Leave the group chat
  • Lock the door
  • Chuck about 2 handfuls into the bath (or a small handful if you're just soaking your feet)
  • Calm the f*ck down and anchor for 20 minutes
  • Feel slightly more human (results may vary)
  • Repeat a few times a week. 
  • Email DHA and tell them they need to increase their average bath size.

TINY HEROES:

These ingredients take over your body faster than China takes over the South China Sea:
  • Magnesium sulfate, sweet orange, clove leaf, fennel, cinnamon bark, black pepper, cardamom.

Speaking of new products. Did you know we've also got brand new Illumination Rounds?

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We see you, checking us out.

We've been used on first base, and even second base. But, we rather get you off base and into the tub. Our magnesium blends will have you feeling like a zen motherf*cker.

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01/25/2021
Love this soak!

This smells devine and helps after a big gym session!

TK
Tiffany K.
Australia Australia
01/24/2021
TC & Chill

This salty **** smells good.

A
Anonymous
Australia Australia
01/13/2021
*** in a bag

*** is great, garlic bread is better but this **** is nek level. Keep coming with that gooood ****!

A
Anonymous
Australia Australia