TS-21 Muscle Soak

TS-21 Muscle Soak

Regular price $33.00
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6 in stock

Shove this in your luxury glamping van and feel like an Officer on TS.

TS-21 is / was a joke. You know what isn't - this limited edition TS-21 Glamping Range. We've got our Vanilla Bourbon Round and - this relaxing as fuck muscle soak which has a new release formula. 

This soak is uplifting, so if you're a fan of Doll SQN or EKO, then you'll enjoy this packet of muscle repairing goodness. 


 GET NAKED AND:
  • Whack on some bath bangers
  • Chuck about 2 handfuls into the bath (or a small handful if you're just soaking your feet)
  • Calm the f*ck down and anchor for 20 minutes
  • Feel slightly more human and hand in your discharge paperwork
  • Repeat twice a week. Or don't. We're not the boss of you

TINY HEROES:

These ingredients are more active than China's Int Team during TS-21.
  • Magnesium sulphate, sweet orange, patchouli, ylang ylang complete, white grapefruit and the souls of all who have wronged us.

 

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We've been used on first base, and even second base. But, we rather get you off base and into the tub. Our magnesium blends will have you feeling like a zen motherf*cker.

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