Milk Skin Repair Soaks

We like it when you want to get down to business in the tub with us.

The gentle nature of the exfoliating milk formula (thanks to the lactic acid) can assist in reviving and gently exfoliating sad, unhappy, and aggravated skin. We know rockin' around in long sleeve uniforms all day, or tramping in boots makes for a body needing some TLC, so our milk soaks hear your SOS loud and clear. They've been boosted with magnesium sulfate to assist sore muscles alongside a formulation of essential oils to specifically combat a range of skin drama llamas.

Treat yourself to 20 minutes of soaking, calming the f*ck down & conquering the world. 

 

Grounding & Calming Buttermilk and Magnesium Body Soak
Grounding & Calming Buttermilk and Magnesium Body Soak
Grounding & Calming Buttermilk and Magnesium Body Soak
Grounding & Calming Buttermilk and Magnesium Body Soak

R&R Milk Soak

Regular price $24.00
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What's better than a Bunnings snag or your mother-in-law leaving after a visit? Not much.
This sort of comes close.

 
We won't leave you highly strung, rough or edgy. Our milk based magnesium soak has been formulated to gently slough away dead skin cells, which can build up over time thanks to being an adult, wearing a uniform and being a bad-ass motherf*cker every day.

With a kicker of magnesium to assist with relaxing tired and aching muscles and an earthy essential oil infusion of cedarwood, sweet orange, lemon, and lavender, you're going to be a magical fucking beast.

This also can work an absolute bloody treat on your manky, boot-ridden feet. If you don't have a bath just fill a tub or bucket and soak away, amigo.

Mission of this soak: invigorate and calm down pissed off skin.

GET NAKED AND:

  • Start your 20-minute playlist
  • Chuck a decent handful of powdery milky goodness into a hot bath, or use as a foot soak with half a handful of powder
  • Calm the f*ck down and anchor for at least 20 mins
  • Feel slightly more human
  • Repeat twice a week. Or don't. We're not the boss of you

OUR MVP INGREDIENTS:

As we don’t use shit in our soaks (like preservatives) the milk soak has a short shelf life of 1 month. Or, it’ll smell like shit and be gross. But, you’ve bathed in worse, right? 

  • Buttermilk powder, essential oils of cedarwood, orange, lemon and lavender, magnesium sulfate, and the smooth vibes of Lenny Kravitz.
Important: This milk is not for human consumption, do not ingest. If you want fresh milk - go to Coles. We like Battlestar Galactica, not legal battles. 
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Balance Blend - Milk and Magnesium Body Soak
Milk and Magnesium Salt Body Soak, Balance Blend
Balance Blend - Milk and Magnesium Body Soak
Milk and Magnesium Salt Body Soak, Balance Blend

Night Op Milk Soak

Regular price $24.00
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The only person you've got a date with tonight is us. We'll all be getting naked, soaking in some milky goodness and feeling f*cking great about ourselves. 

We know our tribe train hard, work harder, and are generally covered head to toe in heavy equipment, clothing and sweat. So, we've combined the best of magnesium and milk to calm, repair, and restore your hot little body.

Shit is one thing we're certainly not full of. The Night Op blend has been boosted with the pure essential oils of rose-geranium, ylang-ylang & sweet orange; known for their anti-anxiety, calming & anti-stress properties.

The lactic acid from the milk base of the soak is widely known for its gentle ability to exfoliate away dead skin cells and leave baby soft skin in its wake. All you need to do is chuck a handful in a warm bath, turn your phone off and slay that dead skin away.

Mission of this soak: to restore and balance damaged skin.

GET NAKED AND:

  • Whack a decent handful in a warm bath
  • Put on some John Legend or Mumford and Son's
  • Calm the f*ck down and anchor for at least 20 mins
  • Feel slightly more human
  • Repeat twice a week. Or don't. We're not the boss of you

INGREDIENTS FOR THE SOUL:

As we don’t use shit in our soaks (like preservatives) the milk soak has a short shelf life of 1 month. Or, it’ll smell like shit and be gross. But, you’ve bathed in worse, right? 

  • Buttermilk powder pure essential oils of rose-geranium, ylang-ylang & sweet orange, magnesium sulfate.
Important: This is not food grade milk powder. It is not for human consumption and not for babies. Go to Coles if you want milk. We don't need a lawsuit. #thanks
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Magnesium Muscle Soak Sample Pack
Milk Soak Sample Pack
Magnesium Muscle Soak Sample Pack
Milk Soak Sample Pack

Mini Sample Packs

Regular price $32.00
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Need to level up your #trbathwars game? 

Enjoy our whole range of either skin milk soaks or mag based muscle soaks. We've even increased the sample sizes and range - because we know size matters.

So what the fuck do you get?

 

  1. Magnesium Muscle Soak Bundle: 5 x 200g muscle soaks (Lights Out, Reveille, Armoury, Casevac and EKO).
  2. Skin Milk Soak Bundle: 3 x 200g milk soaks (Bail Out, Night Op and R&R). 
  3. Why not both!? Can't choose and want all of our shit. Too easy. This pack includes both bundles. 

 

 

*Bundles are not eligible for discount codes to be applied. Because, hello - we would be fucking broke if we discounted the already...discounted products. We aren't the fucking Reject Shop. But, your muscles will fucking love you for treating them to this.

As we don’t use shit in our soaks (like preservatives) the milk soak has a short shelf life of approx 1 month. Or, it’ll smell like shit and be gross. But, you’ve bathed in worse, right? 

 

Read this far? You attentive dirtbag. Want to be in on a secret? We're nearly ready to release our mag shower gel and mag infused coffee scrubs. Now you'll know what it's like treat yo' self - just like a RAAFY! P.s email us to get on the top-secret waitlist for pre-release. hello@tacticalrecovery.com.au , subject line: I keep secrets safe.

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Tactical Recovery Bundles

Bundles (New)

Regular price $149.70 Sale price $119.00
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We know shit value when we see it. This isn't one of those times.  

We've chucked all the tribe favourites together into our popular bundles. If you hate saving money and would rather spend billions on submarine projects that will take 30 years - just CC Dept Defence. But if not, then our bundles will get you salty, sweet and zen - because every badass needs some downtime.

Bundle Options:

  1. Sweet & Salty: 3 x Luxe Illumination Rounds + 2 x 600g Muscle Soaks
  2. Get Lit: 5 x Luxe Illumination Rounds + On Rotation Round
  3. PT Essentials: 1 x 100ml Mag Spray + 2 x 600g Muscle Soaks
  4. Grump Old Salt: 3 x Luxe Illum Rounds + 3 x 600g Muscle Soaks + 1 x 100ml Mag Spray + 1 x 300g Milk Soak
  5. Mystery Posting: 2 x Luxe Illumination Rounds + 1 x randomly selected 600g Muscle Soak + randomly selected 300g Milk Soak + 1 x any of the following: Hand sanitiser, candle snuffer, limited edition candles including On Rotation.

  

Fine Print: 

Bundle variants may change monthly. Savings price based on the full RRP of individual products. Postage not included and will be calculated at checkout. Bundles not able to have discount codes applied.

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    Bail Out Milk Soak
    Bail Out Milk Soak
    Bail Out Milk Soak
    Bail Out Milk Soak

    Bail Out Milk Soak

    Regular price $24.00
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    We're ok with you using us after your ex(ercise). We'll be gentle with you and only do good things to your body...

    With a soothing and calming essential oil base of chamomile, cedarwood, and lavender this trio of forces will combat dry, tired and shitty skin. 

    With the ultra-gentle non-gritty exfoliant of lactic acid (from the milk base) this non-chemical, and non-abrasive solution will fuck dead skin cells right off. You'll be left feeling velvety soft and...plot twist...we've added magnesium so your muscles also get some lovin' along the way. 

    When days are long, f*cktardary is high, and getting a morning coffee is one of the only moments that spark joy, we'll bail you out.  As we don’t use shit in our soaks (like preservatives) the milk soak has a short shelf life of approx 1 month. Or, it’ll smell like shit and be gross. But, you’ve bathed in worse, right? 

    GET NAKED AND:

    • Chuck a decent handful of powdery milky goodness into a hot bath
    • Calm the f*ck down and anchor for at least 20 mins
    • Feel slightly more human
    • Repeat twice a week. Or don't. We're not the boss of you

    INGREDIENTS:

    These ingredients are more satisfying than decent f*cking WiFi connection.  

    • Buttermilk powder, pure essential oils of chamomile, cedarwood, sweet orange and lavender, magnesium sulfate.

     

    Important: This is not food grade milk powder. Do not ingest it, do not make milo with it, do not take it out field to drink and above all, do not sell it on the black market as baby formula or give it to infants. We prefer not to spend out profit on legal fees, due to stupidity. #thankyouandgoodnight
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