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Tactical Recovery Bundles

Bundles (New)

Regular price $149.70 Sale price $119.00

We know shit value when we see it. This isn't one of those times.  

We've chucked all the tribe favourites together into our popular bundles. If you hate saving money and would rather spend billions on submarine projects that will take 30 years - just CC Dept Defence. But if not, then our bundles will get you salty, sweet and zen - because every badass needs some downtime.

Bundle Options:

  1. Sweet & Salty: 3 x Luxe Illumination Rounds + 2 x 600g Muscle Soaks
  2. Get Lit: 5 x Luxe Illumination Rounds + On Rotation Round
  3. PT Essentials: 1 x 100ml Mag Spray + 2 x 600g Muscle Soaks
  4. Grump Old Salt: 3 x Luxe Illum Rounds + 3 x 600g Muscle Soaks + 1 x 100ml Mag Spray + 1 x 300g Milk Soak
  5. Mystery Posting: 2 x Luxe Illumination Rounds + 1 x randomly selected 600g Muscle Soak + randomly selected 300g Milk Soak + 1 x any of the following: Hand sanitiser, candle snuffer, limited edition candles including On Rotation.


Fine Print: 

Bundle variants may change monthly. Savings price based on the full RRP of individual products. Postage not included and will be calculated at checkout. Bundles not able to have discount codes applied.

    Luxe Illumination Rounds (New)

    Luxe Illumination Rounds (New)

    Sale price $22.00


    What do you get when you snitch on staff? Outcomes. You get fucking outcomes - which, in this case, are brand new Luxe Illumination Rounds.

    Our Luxe Illumination Rounds are limited edition and, after much testing, arguing, further testing, nearly lighting the office on fire after leaving a candle unattended - we're pretty stoked about them. 

    Your New Weapons Of Choice:

    • Tiramisu: we know that most Officers have a sweet tooth (we've seen the drawers stashed full of lollies and shit), so it's only fitting we did another drool-worthy candle. 
    • Blue Mountains Bushwalk smells like a fresh spring day with soft eucalyptus, native wattle, fresh leaves and pine.
    • Choccie Milk + ADF = a match made in milky heaven. We'll fight you if you don't agree (also - our knees and back are fucked, so we'll need to just have a keyboard war, ok?)
    • Deluxe Raspberry Ripple: this zingy little number will make the most foul-smelling of office blocks and rooms smell fucking delightful. Super fresh, super berry-ish and topped off with a hint of vanilla. 
    • The Huntsmans Cabin: this Illumination Round will transport you deep into the woods with a base of sandalwood, juniper, cedarwood, cinnamon, and clove. Earthy, warm, and bloody delightful. 

    P.s uh, we didn't just launch new candles either. We have a new motherfuckin' muscle soak! You can find it here.  Our Product & Op's team have finally worked a lil harder. And for that, our muscles and minds are forever grateful.

    Important shit. 

    We've put these beauties into lightweight travel tins, which have a burn time of approx 18-20 +hrs. Contains 220g of soy wax + fragrance + our salty attitude. Our new range comes in white tins from 17 Sep, not black. 

    NOTE: Always trim the wick down, otherwise the wick will be like a little mushroom, it'll burn like crap and then you'll be a sooky la la that your candle isn't performing well. So just trim it to 5mm before you burn each time. Oh, and, don't leave a candle unattended. If we don't put stupid disclaimers on things, we'll get sued by someone even stupider.  

    Read this far? You attentive dirtbag. Want to be in on a secret? We're nearly ready to release our mag shower gel and mag infused coffee scrubs. Now you'll know what it's like treat yo' self - just like a RAAFY! P.s email us to get on the top-secret waitlist for pre-release. , subject line: I keep secrets safe.

    Reveille Magnesium Soak (new)

    Reveille Magnesium Soak (new)

    Regular price $33.00

    Yeah, that's right Champ Burger - we wear the pants now, while you take yours off. You can't pull rank with us in this tub.

    Get your frowny, angry and salty attitude into the tub with our motherfucking spicy blend of fennel, cinnamon bark and, black pepper.  

    This new batch has been formulated with natural extracts to assist with deep muscle recovery, blood flow, and circulation so that your body can wake the hell up. 

    The mission of this soak: work deep into tense muscles and promote tissue repair.

    • Leave the group chat
    • Lock the door
    • Chuck about 2 handfuls into the bath (or a small handful if you're just soaking your feet)
    • Calm the f*ck down and anchor for 20 minutes
    • Feel slightly more human (results may vary)
    • Repeat a few times a week. 
    • Email DHA and tell them they need to increase their average bath size.


    These ingredients take over your body faster than China takes over the South China Sea:
    • Magnesium sulfate, sweet orange, clove leaf, fennel, cinnamon bark, black pepper, cardamom.

    Speaking of new products. Did you know we've also got brand new Illumination Rounds?