Covert Candle Co Soy candle Christmas range

Long Range Xmas Round | Outback

Regular price $45.00
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2 in stock

Covert Candle Co Exclusive Soy Candle

45 Hour Burn Time | Outback

We see you & we god damn hear you. You wanted a long range candle, so we've fkn delivered it ok - all thanks to our long lost sister brand, Covert Candle Co. We're proudly the exclusive stockist for these bad boys with a rich earth Australian Outback blend.

Not a gift for workplace Secret Santa's. We all know that the only deserving person for this, is you - champ.

Blend:  Earthy Australian Outback

Burn Time: 45+ Hours

Candle Care: Trim the god damn wick. If we see one more fucking video with a long ass black wick that's starting to look like a shiitake mushroom, we're going to tax you.

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We've been used on first base, and even second base. But, we rather get you off base and into the tub. Our magnesium blends will have you feeling like a zen motherf*cker.

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