Maaaaaate Soy Candle Tactical Recovery

Maaaaaate

Regular price $22.00
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Native Eucalyptus & Citrus

'Straya Day Limited Edition Release

Our 'Maaaaaate' Straya Day Illumination Round helps us to calm our existential crisis down with a fresh coastal blend of coconut, peppermint & freshly squeezed orange.

 

Can be lit during times of extreme bureaucracy to calm shit down. Results may vary. (Let's be honest though, probably won't work). 

Each medium-sized round contains 220g wax + deliciousness + our salty attitude and has a burn time of approx 18+ hours. 

Made from 100% pure soy wax, zinc & lead-free cotton wicks and premium Australian made fragrances.

Important: Trim the wick down after each use, otherwise it'll become like a little black mushroom, start to make things go all black and sooty and then you'll be all sooky. So do what we say, ok? All of our candles are individually hand-poured, so just shut the absolute hell up if there are any tiny imperfections, otherwise, send your complaints to Matt in customer service. As long as it's not the marketing team, we don't care.

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We've been used on first base, and even second base. But, we rather get you off base and into the tub. Our magnesium blends will have you feeling like a zen motherf*cker.

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02/10/2021

Mate! This was goals

My parcel is always full of sass and salt

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