In a sickening turn of events, our Overlord / Dictator is getting married to Andrew-from-Ops. And, end of year Postings have struck. What does this mean? Unfathomable levels of fuckery, business disruption and hundreds of salty fuckers left in the dark. Your loss, not ours tho.

So we'll be back, causing more workplace fuckery than Chocs from Jan 2025.

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