Magnesium Muscle Cream - Tactical Recovery

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Mag Muscle Cream

Name: Mag Muscle Cream
Brand: Tactical Recovery
Price: 39.00 AUD
Availability: InStock

$39.00

Quantity

Your neck, your back, your muscle spasm attack...

We aren't here to write a sales pitch - so instead we got some unwilling VIP's to trial and test this bad boy over 2 months. If you think it's shit, we'll provide you the names and details of all those who've said it's amazing. Have your beef with them, not us.

Our thick cream formula was made non-scented, because you don't want to be smelling like a florist or meth lab when you're doing epic shit. It has a nourishing mango butter, vitamin e and macadamia oil base that dry skin will love you for. It's infused with magnesium (the same as in our spray and shower gel) however you won't get the old mag spray itch. Highly effective when used in conjunction with a massage gun, post mag soak at night as well as after a spritz of mag spray to soothe the skin.

Suitable for those who are tense, a bit of an asshole or who are sore from enduring epic fuckery for years on end.

Size: 100g.

A little bit goes a long way. Simply use your fat finger, scoop it out and apply to impacted areas and massage in. Great to use in conjunction with a massage gun, or soothe itchy skin when using mag spray (for the sensitive Sally's out there).
Always patch test before use. Discontinue use if irritation occurs and seek medical advice.

Sarcasm, Purified Water, Shea Butter, Cocoa Butter, Souls Of Those Who've Displeased Us, Almond Sweet Oil, Magnesium Hexahydrate, Vegetable Glycerine, Cetyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Stearate, PEG 100 Stearate, Lanolin, Macadamia Oil, Dimethicone, Mango Butter, Phenoxyethanol, Xanthan Gum, Caprylyl Glycol, Hydrolyzed Soy Protein, Disodium EDTA, Tocopherol acetate, Hydrolyzed Rice Protein, Potassium Sorbate, Tocopherol

field notes from:

unsanctioned trials

Legend says this cream started life in a dodgy shipping container marked “gym chalk & bad decisions.” We did a Breaking Bad, got magic ingredients then handed it to a brickie, a nurse, an ex-infantry captain, two commandos and one office goblin. After thirty seconds of rubbing, all four made that same involuntary “ahhh” noise that some places charges $110 for. One bloke tried it on calves and mowed the lawn out of spite. Another used it after deadlifts and briefly believed in happiness.