Black Fabric, White Logo - Shirt
Black Fabric, White Logo - Shirt

Black Fabric, White Logo - Shirt

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Something to Cover Your Nips.

You asked for it. We took three years to reorder it. Here it is.

Absolutely zero design effort went into this. Itā€™s a black tee with a white logo. Thatā€™s it. If you wanted innovation, you came to the wrong place.

This time, it's made from some ring-spun cotton (whatever the fuck that means). Apparently, itā€™s softer and stretchier. Donā€™t ask us for a scientific breakdown.Ā 

Fit? Standard. Not baggy. Not oversized. If you want extra breathing room, size up. If you want to look like an Army PTI, size down x2 and start yelling at strangers.

We can't be bothered taking product photos. If you buy one, do us a favourā€”send us a pic so we can use it. Weā€™re not putting in extra effort for this.Ā 

If you order other shit along with this shirt, then you'll have to wait to get it all in one package. So do two orders if you want other stuff earlier champarino.

Preorder shirts will dispatch from 16 Feb. Please allow a few days while we smash them out once we get them. If you email us before this date, we will shut our entire business down.

ā˜ ļø Size anxiety? If it doesnā€™t fit, congratulationsā€”youā€™ve just found an easy Christmas gift. Or, let us know within 7 days of getting your order, and weā€™ll chuck you a store credit. Donā€™t be a dickā€”if youā€™ve worn it, itā€™s yours. Returns must be brand new, store credit excludes shipping, and weā€™ll cover the return label.

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