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Black Fabric, White Logo - Shirt

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Something to cover your nips.

You asked for it. We took three years to reorder it. Here it is.

Absolutely zero design effort went into this. It’s a black tee with a white logo. That’s it. If you wanted innovation, you came to the wrong place.

This time, it's made from some ring-spun cotton (whatever the fuck that means). Apparently, it’s softer and stretchier. Don’t ask us for a scientific breakdown. 

Fit? Standard. Not baggy. Not oversized. If you want extra breathing room, size up. If you want to look like an Army PTI, size down x2 and start yelling at strangers.

We can't be bothered taking product photos. If you buy one, do us a favour—send us a pic so we can use it. We’re not putting in extra effort for this. 


MORALE CLUB

A club that's 7% better than being in Infantry, and 76% worse than enlisting in the RAAF. Shits all over the Navy tho.