Despite being mostly dead inside, we produce premium magnesium based muscle care with a twist of dark humour and a pinch of sweetness.

We force you to give a shit about your physical and mental recovery game, and we pledge $1 from all orders to our partner - Legacy Australia.

sore? these are for you:

Lights Out Magnesium Soak

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Testimonials

★★★★★
Where have you been all my life?
Bought this magnesium spray for the missus restless legs. What a bloody relief! Stops the tossing and turning like poorly administered Russian sleeping gas. Best relief she has found so far. FKN legends!
Mitchell

★★★★★
COFFEE NATION!
This little pocket rocket package is great! My shower smells like a Starbucks on an alcohol-fuelled Friday night! Down to the nitty gritty, the coffee scrub is fucking awesome. My skin is as fresh as a SGT's freshly oiled bald head. And, the coffee candle is amazing - hence the Starbucks reference.
Riley M

★★★★★
Best I've ever used.
This magnesium soak left me feeling so relaxed and sleepy. Plus, it smells amazing!
Anon
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★★★★★
You're an idiot if you don't buy.
I've followed Tac Recovery for a while and thought they did bath stuff and some candles, so never paid much attention because I don't take baths.
I decided to take a proper look and saw the Reveille Shower Gel... well now, I must say this product fkn blew me away. Muscles feel less sore, whilst the ingredients don't flare up my skin because there's no crap in there. Well done team!
Anon
Verified Buyer

Magnesium Muscle Cream tactical recovery

Magnesium Muscle Care Cream Tactical Recovery

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$39.00

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Your neck, your back, your muscle spasm attack...

We aren't here to write a sales pitch - so instead we got some unwilling VIP's to trial and test this bad boy over 2 months. If you think it's shit, we'll provide you the names and details of all those who've said it's amazing. Have your beef with them, not us.

Our thick cream formula was made non-scented, because you don't want to be smelling like a florist or meth lab when you're doing epic shit. It has a nourishing mango butter, vitamin e and macadamia oil base that dry skin will love you for. It's infused with magnesium (the same as in our spray and shower gel) however you won't get the old mag spray itch. Highly effective when used in conjunction with a massage gun, post mag soak at night as well as after a spritz of mag spray to sooth the skin.

Suitable for those who are tense, a bit of an asshole or who are sore from enduring epic fuckery for years on end.

Size: 100g.

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08/01/2022

Rub this **** on your salty muscles !

If you do any form of regular exercise, I highly recommend this muscle cream. You only need a small amount to apply to whatever muscle group you've been working and it definitely helps in your recovery. Good **** from an awesome Aussie company.

GC

Glenn C.

Australia

Tactical Recovery

sore
fuckers.

Despite being mostly dead inside, we produce premium magnesium based muscle care with a twist of dark humour and a pinch of sweetness.

sore? these are for you:

Testimonials

Mag Muscle Cream

Your neck, your back, your muscle spasm attack...

Rub this **** on your salty muscles !

our badass partners:

sore fuckers.

Despite being mostly dead inside, we produce premium magnesium based muscle care with a twist of dark humour and a pinch of sweetness.

sore? these are for you:

Testimonials

Mag Muscle Cream

Your neck, your back, your muscle spasm attack...

Rub this **** on your salty muscles !

our badass partners:

sore
fuckers.