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MUSCLE RECOVERY FOR THE BOLD.
We're the salty support behind our frontline muscle.

Simple, salty and Champ approved. Premium Magnesium based muscle recovery, used by first responders, front liners & military members globally.

We'll leave you feeling zen AF and ready to take on a world of f*cktards. Made in Australia and proudly pledging $1 of every transaction to Legacy Australia.

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Lights Out Magnesium Soak
Lights Out Magnesium Soak
Lights Out Magnesium Soak
Lights Out Magnesium Soak

Lights Out Magnesium Soak

Regular price $29.95
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Geez, we've made a pretty bold call on this one and we're 96.3% sure we're right on the money. If not, we have absolutely no doubt a spousile (spouse missile) is headed straight for us. 

We're going to get you from highly strung, to undone; with our sleepy and calming muscle soak. 


We'll get you prepped and ready for a good slumber thanks to an infusion of chamomile and lavender - known for their sleep evoking superpowers, alongside mandarin and cedarwood.  If this doesn't unwind & relax you and get you ready for bedtime snacks and snugs we're not sure what will. 

Mission of this soak: to knock you the fuck out and help you sleep. 

GET NAKED AND:

  • Put on your favourite playlist
  • Chuck about 2 handfuls into the bath (or a small handful if you're just soaking your feet)
  • Calm the f*ck down and anchor for 20 minutes
  • Feel slightly more human
  • Repeat twice a week. Or don't. We're not the boss of you

TINY HEROES:

These ingredients are more active than Netflix during a pandemic.

  • Magnesium sulfate, essential oils of English Lavender, Bergamot, Mandarin, Lemon, Chamomile and Cedarwood. 

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Armoury, Muscle Blend -  Magnesium Soak
Armoury, Muscle Blend -  Magnesium Soak
Armoury, Muscle Blend -  Magnesium Soak
Armoury, Muscle Blend -  Magnesium Soak

Armoury Magnesium Soak

Regular price $29.95
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Say hello to your new little friend. This bag of salty goodness is better than a 2am kebab.

We know days are spent on your feet and are relatively strenuous (unless you're in the RAAF), and the higher the tempo, the more repair and recovery time your body needs - which sometimes just isn't an option. 20 minutes is all you need along with some soothing Daryl Brathwaite in the background.

Your muscles will be thirsty for this zesty and deeply relaxing bag of goodness. This blend has been infused with hero essential oils of lavender, known for it's calming properties. Rosemary, which can assist in relieving muscular aches and pains. And, Eucalyptus which may help to promote blood flow, decongesting the airways and soothe tense muscles. Use as a whole body bath soak, or in a smaller tub as a pure foot soak.

Mission of this soak: to give your muscles the kick up the arse they need (oh, and to relax them). 

 GET NAKED AND:
  • Put on your favourite playlist
  • Chuck about 2 handfuls into the bath (or a small handful if you're just soaking your feet)
  • Calm the f*ck down and anchor for 20 minutes
  • Feel slightly more human
  • Repeat twice a week. Or don't. We're not the boss of you

TINY HEROES:

These ingredients are more active than Trump's Twitter account.
  • Magnesium sulfate, pure essential oils of rosemary, eucalyptus, lavender & lemon.
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Casevac Magnesium Soak
Casevac Magnesium Soak
Casevac Magnesium Soak
Casevac Magnesium Soak

Casevac Magnesium Soak

Sale price $29.95
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It doesn't matter how much of a cluster-f*ck your day has been. We've got your six. All-day, every day. 

 

We'll airlift your muscles, skin, and mind out of the danger zone with this invigorating pure essential oil blend topped off with an uplifting minty twist that'll put a pep in your step.
 
This invigorating magnesium soak is boosted with lavender, widely known for its calming properties. Lemon, which can help to rid toxins. Spearmint, known to assist with blood flow and circulation (plus, who doesn't love mint). And, eucalyptus which can help to ease aching, sore, and fatigued muscles. Use the mix as a full-body bath soak, or use a less amount for a detoxing hot foot soak.

Mission of this soak: invigorate and wake you the hell up. Plus, obviously, your muscles will love the shit out of it.

GET NAKED AND:

  • Put on am Aussie rock playlist
  • Chuck about 2 handfuls into the bath (or a small handful if you're just soaking your feet)
  • Calm the f*ck down and anchor for 20 minutes
  • Feel slightly more human
  • Repeat twice a week. Or don't. We're not the boss of you

TINY HEROES:

  • Magnesium sulfate, essential oils of rosemary, lemon, spearmint. 
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EKO Magnesium Soak
EKO Magnesium Soak
EKO Magnesium Soak
EKO Magnesium Soak

EKO Magnesium Soak

Regular price $29.95
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Take an Early Knock Off, grab some bath snacks, and restore some balance with this Zen AF magnesium soak. We're saltier than your boss, but you'll love us.

The EKO batch magnesium muscle soak has been formulated to assist in balancing the mind & body. It's your ticket to leave work, check-out and check-in with us, in your tub.

We've boosted this little nugget of gold with rose geranium; known for it's anti-inflammatory and anti-anxiety properties. Ylang-Ylang - which can assist to restore mental balance and invigorate. And, sweet orange essential oil which can help to calm the mind and relieve inflammation. Basically, you'll feel like a relaxed badass who can take on the world after this. 

Mission of this soak: to balance your mind, hormones, and of course - relax your god damn muscles.

GET NAKED AND:
  • Grab a novel or put on one of John Farnham's 89,000 bangers
  • Chuck 2 handfuls of salts into your bath
  • Calm the f*ck down and anchor for 20 minutes
  • Feel slightly more human
  • Repeat twice a week. Or don't. We're not the boss of you. 

TINY HEROES:

Ingredients that will even warm the soul of your CO or RSM. 
  • Magnesium sulfate, bad-ass unicorn vibes, essential oils of rose-geranium, ylang-ylang & sweet orange.
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Mini Sample Packs
Mini Sample Packs
Mini Sample Packs
Mini Sample Packs

Mini Sample Packs

Regular price $24.00
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Commitment is a scary thing. So we've made it less...scary, with our salty samples. 

Simmer down, strip off and try #allthethings with a choice of a magnesium salt pack, or a skin repair milk pack

What the f*ck are they?

They're mini versions of the big guys, each individual packet is 150g - enough for 1 bath.  A pack of 3 mini's get's you ....3 baths. Simples.

That's a total of 450g for those still playing at home.  

So now you've got 3 reasons to f*ck work right off and get naked with us. 

Want to know what ingredients are within each sample? Take a look at each product on our website, all the ingredients are listed. 

*FYI: The Lights Out - Magnesium Soak is not included in this sample range.

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Magnesium Muscle Spray

Magnesium Muscle Spray

Regular price $19.95
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2020 is a shit show, but our magnesium muscle spray isn't. 

Our magnesium oil spray can be used anywhere, anytime and unlike magnesium sulfate, magnesium chloride can absorb even deeper and faster into the skin, helping to target problem areas. You can't spray us all over your life - we won't fix that, but we can help to relieve muscle tightness, soreness, and headaches caused by constant clusterf*cks or poorly executed CrossFit workouts.

Our non-scented spray means we're covert as f*ck and our bottles are small enough to fit into your field kit, go-bags, doomsday prepper bunkers etc. We've upgraded our bottles to also have a trigger spray nozzle for extra misty goodness.

GET DOWN TO BUSINESS AND:
  • Spray onto your tight spots
  • Massage it in
  • Wipe the residue off & carry on with your day
  • For sleep: spray onto your stomach and massage gently.
  • Get the f*ck off your phone and actually go to sleep - it'll help. You can thank us for that tip later.

WHAT'S IN US:

These ingredients are more active than a WO2 headed for the fat truck.

  • Magnesium chloride, purified water

Note: some people may feel tingling or a slight itch which is normal from the natural active ingredient of magnesium chloride (like, this is pretty strong salt people). It's reported to be common amongst people who have a magnesium deficiency and isn't harmful.  Simply wipe the residue off. The magic happens during transdermal absorption when you're massaging it in. So if it tingles or gets itchy, simply wipe off as this won't impact its muscle relief effects. To relieve you can also rub coconut oil or your normal body lotion onto the area to soothe if required. Do not use on cuts or irritated skin because it will burn like a motherf*cker, and that would just be dumb of you. We warned you.

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Limited Time - Bundles

Limited Time - Bundles

Regular price $149.70 Sale price $119.00
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We're mediocre at most things except for muscle recovery and getting you naked. It's a skill we're semi-proud of.  

For a limited time we have our tribe favourites all bundled together to get you even saltier than ever before - we know that you deal with a heap of shit, and recovering your muscles (and mind) is something we can take care of for you. We can even write your boss passive-aggressive emails if you need - just ask. 2 of our marketing interns are pretty lazy, so it'll keep them busy.

Bundle Options:

  • I Don't Have a Bath:  1 x 100ml Magnesium Oil Spray + 2 x Soy Candles (selected at random, don't get your cams in a knot). $50, save $9.85

  • Salty With Zero Fucks:  3 x 490g Magnesium Muscle Soaks (includes Armoury Blend, EKO and Lights Out - because #relaxbro) + 1 x 100ml Magnesium Oil Spray +  2 x Soy Candles (again, selected at random but lucky for you they're all amazing). $119, save $30.70 - so you can still get UberEats tonight. 

  • Salt Master: 2 x 490g Magnesium Muscle Soaks (Lights Out Blend + Armoury) + 100ml Magnesium Muscle Spray. $69, save $10.85
  • Spray Hard Play Hard: stupid name isn't it, but also - relevant. 3 x 100ml  Magnesium Muscle Sprays. $50, save $9.85
  • Supercharged Mofo: these names are ridic. Blame the product team. However, this bundle is also frickin ridic. 3 x 900g magnesium soaks (Lights Out, Casevac and Armoury) + 3 x Illumination Rounds (soy candles, chosen at random) + 1 x 100ml Magnesium Spray. $170, save $59.65

  

Fine Print: 

Available for sale until 30 June unless sold out prior. Limited time bundles may be extended. Subject to availability. Savings price based on the full RRP of individual products. Postage not included and will be calculated at checkout. Bundles not able to have discount codes applied. Already part of the salty tribe, and read this far? Go you! Share a photo (on your public socials - because we can't see private shit), and tag us + include secret code words: TR Tribe and we may just have 1 pack as a surprise for someone. There's only 1 pack available so don't get pissy if you don't win. Ends 30/6.

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    What we're about

    We're more than just a brand. We're more than foul mouthed sailors. And, we're more than a fad. We're here to support ADF members, first responders...

    What we've overheard...

    Will my pineapple react with salt?

    Every CO/OC

    More effective than a p*ss weak post PT stretch.

    We won't name names

    Saltier than god damn Carol Baskin

    Mike.G