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Magnesium Muscle Recovery
FOR BADASS MOTHERFKRS

We'll leave you feeling zen AF and ready to take on a world of fucktards. Made in Australia and proudly pledging $1 of every transaction to Legacy Australia.

Premium magnesium based muscle recovery for the frontline, first responders and everyday badass motherfuckers.

Bundles
Bundles
Regular price $132.00 Sale price $119.00

We know shit value when we see it. This isn't one of those times.  

We've chucked all the tribe favourites together into our popular bundles. If you hate saving money and would rather spend billions on submarine projects that will take 30 years - just CC Dept Defence. But if not, then our bundles will get you salty, sweet and zen - because every badass needs some downtime.

Bundle Options:

  1. Sweet & Salty: 3 x Luxe Illumination Rounds + 2 x 600g Muscle Soaks 
  2. Op Bathroom: 1 x Magnesium Shower Gel + 1 x Luxe Illumination Round + 1 x 600g Magnesium Soak + 1 x 100ml Magnesium Spray
  3. FKN Send It: 3 x 600g Magnesium Soaks + 1 x  Magnesium Lights Out Shower Gel + 1 x Reveille Lights Out Shower Gel + 2 x Luxe Illumination Rounds + 1 x 100ml Magnesium Spray + FREE SHIPPING*

  

Fine Print: 

Where specified, some product varieties are chosen at random, these cannot be requested - you're lucky all of our products are god damn amazing. Savings price based on the full RRP of individual products. Postage not included and will be calculated at checkout except for the FKN Send It Bundle, which includes FREE Shipping (standard) within Australia only. Bundles not able to have discount codes applied because we aren't into giving things away for free. 

    AIR FORCE LEVEL LUXURY
    Mag Shower Gel

    Fit for livin' that 5-star Air Force Life...

    OOF, GIVE IT TO ME >>
    Armoury Magnesium Soak Packet
    Armoury, Muscle Blend -  Magnesium Soak
    Armoury Magnesium Soak Packet
    Armoury, Muscle Blend -  Magnesium Soak
    Armoury Magnesium Soak
    Regular price $33.00 Ultimate Muscle Recovery

    Some of the shit we've read about ourselves...

    These c*nts need an award

    Andy V, Enoggera

    Glad I've found you guys - I've tried everything and this is the fucking tits.

    We won't name names

    They are the OG Salt Lords. Do not mess with them. Ever. 

    Amanda.H
    About us
    What's our story?

    We're more than just a brand. We're more than foul mouthed sailors. And, we're more than a fad. We're here to support ADF members, first responders and raise money for Legacy Australia.