The Whole Range

We love to shoot sh*t, talk sh*t and give sh*t; but we certainly won't let you soak in it. 

Your achy breaky muscles, joints and heart will feel a little less broken when you slip into a hot tub with us, light us up or spray us all over your issues.

We've combined the superpowers of magnesium with essential oils in a range of blends, tailored to ease sore and worn bodies, promote sleep, relaxation and basically, a state of ultimate f*cking zen. Our Magnesium Muscle Spray can be taken anywhere, anytime to assist with muscle recovery and sleep at times when a tub just isn't an option #fielddays.

We got you.


Mini Sample Packs
Mini Sample Packs
Mini Sample Packs
Mini Sample Packs

Mini Sample Packs

Regular price $24.00
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Commitment is a scary thing. So we've made it less...scary, with our salty samples. 

Simmer down, strip off and try #allthethings with a choice of a magnesium salt pack, or a skin repair milk pack

What the f*ck are they?

They're mini versions of the big guys, each individual packet is 150g - enough for 1 bath.  A pack of 3 mini's get's you ....3 baths. Simples.

That's a total of 450g for those still playing at home.  

So now you've got 3 reasons to f*ck work right off and get naked with us. 

Want to know what ingredients are within each sample? Take a look at each product on our website, all the ingredients are listed. 

*FYI: The Lights Out - Magnesium Soak is not included in this sample range.

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Limited Time - Bundles

Limited Time - Bundles

Regular price $149.70 Sale price $119.00
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We're mediocre at most things except for muscle recovery and getting you naked. It's a skill we're semi-proud of.  

For a limited time we have our tribe favourites all bundled together to get you even saltier than ever before - we know that you deal with a heap of shit, and recovering your muscles (and mind) is something we can take care of for you. We can even write your boss passive-aggressive emails if you need - just ask. 2 of our marketing interns are pretty lazy, so it'll keep them busy.

Bundle Options:

  • I Don't Have a Bath:  1 x 100ml Magnesium Oil Spray + 2 x Soy Candles (selected at random, don't get your cams in a knot). $50, save $9.85

  • Salty With Zero Fucks:  3 x 490g Magnesium Muscle Soaks (includes Armoury Blend, EKO and Lights Out - because #relaxbro) + 1 x 100ml Magnesium Oil Spray +  2 x Soy Candles (again, selected at random but lucky for you they're all amazing). $119, save $30.70 - so you can still get UberEats tonight. 

  • Salt Master: 2 x 490g Magnesium Muscle Soaks (Lights Out Blend + Armoury) + 100ml Magnesium Muscle Spray. $69, save $10.85
  • Spray Hard Play Hard: stupid name isn't it, but also - relevant. 3 x 100ml  Magnesium Muscle Sprays. $50, save $9.85
  • Supercharged Mofo: these names are ridic. Blame the product team. However, this bundle is also frickin ridic. 3 x 900g magnesium soaks (Lights Out, Casevac and Armoury) + 3 x Illumination Rounds (soy candles, chosen at random) + 1 x 100ml Magnesium Spray. $170, save $59.65

  

Fine Print: 

Available for sale until 30 June unless sold out prior. Limited time bundles may be extended. Subject to availability. Savings price based on the full RRP of individual products. Postage not included and will be calculated at checkout. Bundles not able to have discount codes applied. Already part of the salty tribe, and read this far? Go you! Share a photo (on your public socials - because we can't see private shit), and tag us + include secret code words: TR Tribe and we may just have 1 pack as a surprise for someone. There's only 1 pack available so don't get pissy if you don't win. Ends 30/6.

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    Illumination Rounds | Hand Crafted Soy Candles

    Illumination Rounds | Hand Crafted Soy Candles

    Regular price $19.95
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    Nope, these babies aren't magnesium-based - that would just be stupid. We're not trying to create tripflare's.

    They are, however, hand-poured, made from premium fragrances and non-toxic soy wax. They make for the perfect sub-in when you can't be in the tub with us but still need to zen the f*ck out.

    We've dug deeper than a Tully tick to make sure these are morsels of pure delight.

    • Coffee:  Fresh. Sweet. Perky.  3 words never used on anyone's personal record. (We are currently OUT OF STOCK until 10 JUNE - ya'll go bat shit crazy for this one).
    • Aussie Flora: A nod to the homeland and field days. (RAAF, don't worry - we know you don't know what field days are. Hint: not being in a hotel room)
    • Peppermint & Eucalyptus: Packs more of a punch than McGregor. Strong enough to get rid of the damp stench of boots. Use before a room inspection.
    • Tobacco & Hay: Subtle, sweet, perfect and homely. (Yes, yes you can steal that as an online dating profile line)

    We've put these beauties into lightweight travel tins, which have a burn time of approx 18 hours. Contains 220g of soy wax + fragrance + our salty attitude.

    NOTE: Always trim the wick down, otherwise the wick will be like a little mushroom, it'll burn like crap and then you'll be a sooky la la that your candle is performing well. So just trim it to 5mm before you burn each time. Oh, and, don't leave a candle unattended. If we don't put stupid disclaimers on things, we'll get sued by someone even stupider. 

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    Lights Out Magnesium Soak
    Lights Out Magnesium Soak
    Lights Out Magnesium Soak
    Lights Out Magnesium Soak

    Lights Out Magnesium Soak

    Regular price $29.95
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    Geez, we've made a pretty bold call on this one and we're 96.3% sure we're right on the money. If not, we have absolutely no doubt a spousile (spouse missile) is headed straight for us. 

    We're going to get you from highly strung, to undone; with our sleepy and calming muscle soak. 


    We'll get you prepped and ready for a good slumber thanks to an infusion of chamomile and lavender - known for their sleep evoking superpowers, alongside mandarin and cedarwood.  If this doesn't unwind & relax you and get you ready for bedtime snacks and snugs we're not sure what will. 

    Mission of this soak: to knock you the fuck out and help you sleep. 

    GET NAKED AND:

    • Put on your favourite playlist
    • Chuck about 2 handfuls into the bath (or a small handful if you're just soaking your feet)
    • Calm the f*ck down and anchor for 20 minutes
    • Feel slightly more human
    • Repeat twice a week. Or don't. We're not the boss of you

    TINY HEROES:

    These ingredients are more active than Netflix during a pandemic.

    • Magnesium sulfate, essential oils of English Lavender, Bergamot, Mandarin, Lemon, Chamomile and Cedarwood. 

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    Armoury, Muscle Blend -  Magnesium Soak
    Armoury, Muscle Blend -  Magnesium Soak
    Armoury, Muscle Blend -  Magnesium Soak
    Armoury, Muscle Blend -  Magnesium Soak

    Armoury Magnesium Soak

    Regular price $29.95
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    Say hello to your new little friend. This bag of salty goodness is better than a 2am kebab.

    We know days are spent on your feet and are relatively strenuous (unless you're in the RAAF), and the higher the tempo, the more repair and recovery time your body needs - which sometimes just isn't an option. 20 minutes is all you need along with some soothing Daryl Brathwaite in the background.

    Your muscles will be thirsty for this zesty and deeply relaxing bag of goodness. This blend has been infused with hero essential oils of lavender, known for it's calming properties. Rosemary, which can assist in relieving muscular aches and pains. And, Eucalyptus which may help to promote blood flow, decongesting the airways and soothe tense muscles. Use as a whole body bath soak, or in a smaller tub as a pure foot soak.

    Mission of this soak: to give your muscles the kick up the arse they need (oh, and to relax them). 

     GET NAKED AND:
    • Put on your favourite playlist
    • Chuck about 2 handfuls into the bath (or a small handful if you're just soaking your feet)
    • Calm the f*ck down and anchor for 20 minutes
    • Feel slightly more human
    • Repeat twice a week. Or don't. We're not the boss of you

    TINY HEROES:

    These ingredients are more active than Trump's Twitter account.
    • Magnesium sulfate, pure essential oils of rosemary, eucalyptus, lavender & lemon.
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    Hand Sanitiser
    Hand Sanitiser
    Hand Sanitiser
    Hand Sanitiser

    Hand Sanitiser

    Regular price $13.95 Sale price $8.00
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    Long briefing sessions can get f*cked, and so can germs - apparently. 

    We know that having things go up in flames isn't ideal (like our last relationship). So we've especially sourced an approved broad-spectrum antibacterial hand and surface sanitser that's alcohol-free for those that need to travel or who are at risk of being exposed to open flames (such as mines, in kitchens, industrial facilities). 

    Does it protect you 100% from the 'ronas? Absolutely fucking not, we're not miracle workers. 

    INGREDIENTS:

    These ingredients are more active than a Chinese Wet Market
    • Purified water, Glycerine, Pentylene Glycol, Benzalkonium Chloride, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Chloride.
    NOTE: Do not continue to use if irritation occurs. 
    Benzalkonium Chloride is an approved broad-spectrum active for alcohol-free sanitising solutions. If you are prone to skin conditions that affect barrier functioning (eczema etc) or have any skin sensitivities do not use, and seek medical advice. 

     

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    Magnesium Muscle Spray

    Magnesium Muscle Spray

    Regular price $19.95
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    2020 is a shit show, but our magnesium muscle spray isn't. 

    Our magnesium oil spray can be used anywhere, anytime and unlike magnesium sulfate, magnesium chloride can absorb even deeper and faster into the skin, helping to target problem areas. You can't spray us all over your life - we won't fix that, but we can help to relieve muscle tightness, soreness, and headaches caused by constant clusterf*cks or poorly executed CrossFit workouts.

    Our non-scented spray means we're covert as f*ck and our bottles are small enough to fit into your field kit, go-bags, doomsday prepper bunkers etc. We've upgraded our bottles to also have a trigger spray nozzle for extra misty goodness.

    GET DOWN TO BUSINESS AND:
    • Spray onto your tight spots
    • Massage it in
    • Wipe the residue off & carry on with your day
    • For sleep: spray onto your stomach and massage gently.
    • Get the f*ck off your phone and actually go to sleep - it'll help. You can thank us for that tip later.

    WHAT'S IN US:

    These ingredients are more active than a WO2 headed for the fat truck.

    • Magnesium chloride, purified water

    Note: some people may feel tingling or a slight itch which is normal from the natural active ingredient of magnesium chloride (like, this is pretty strong salt people). It's reported to be common amongst people who have a magnesium deficiency and isn't harmful.  Simply wipe the residue off. The magic happens during transdermal absorption when you're massaging it in. So if it tingles or gets itchy, simply wipe off as this won't impact its muscle relief effects. To relieve you can also rub coconut oil or your normal body lotion onto the area to soothe if required. Do not use on cuts or irritated skin because it will burn like a motherf*cker, and that would just be dumb of you. We warned you.

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    EKO Magnesium Soak
    EKO Magnesium Soak
    EKO Magnesium Soak
    EKO Magnesium Soak

    EKO Magnesium Soak

    Regular price $29.95
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    Take an Early Knock Off, grab some bath snacks, and restore some balance with this Zen AF magnesium soak. We're saltier than your boss, but you'll love us.

    The EKO batch magnesium muscle soak has been formulated to assist in balancing the mind & body. It's your ticket to leave work, check-out and check-in with us, in your tub.

    We've boosted this little nugget of gold with rose geranium; known for it's anti-inflammatory and anti-anxiety properties. Ylang-Ylang - which can assist to restore mental balance and invigorate. And, sweet orange essential oil which can help to calm the mind and relieve inflammation. Basically, you'll feel like a relaxed badass who can take on the world after this. 

    Mission of this soak: to balance your mind, hormones, and of course - relax your god damn muscles.

    GET NAKED AND:
    • Grab a novel or put on one of John Farnham's 89,000 bangers
    • Chuck 2 handfuls of salts into your bath
    • Calm the f*ck down and anchor for 20 minutes
    • Feel slightly more human
    • Repeat twice a week. Or don't. We're not the boss of you. 

    TINY HEROES:

    Ingredients that will even warm the soul of your CO or RSM. 
    • Magnesium sulfate, bad-ass unicorn vibes, essential oils of rose-geranium, ylang-ylang & sweet orange.
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    Casevac Magnesium Soak
    Casevac Magnesium Soak
    Casevac Magnesium Soak
    Casevac Magnesium Soak

    Casevac Magnesium Soak

    Sale price $29.95
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    It doesn't matter how much of a cluster-f*ck your day has been. We've got your six. All-day, every day. 

     

    We'll airlift your muscles, skin, and mind out of the danger zone with this invigorating pure essential oil blend topped off with an uplifting minty twist that'll put a pep in your step.
     
    This invigorating magnesium soak is boosted with lavender, widely known for its calming properties. Lemon, which can help to rid toxins. Spearmint, known to assist with blood flow and circulation (plus, who doesn't love mint). And, eucalyptus which can help to ease aching, sore, and fatigued muscles. Use the mix as a full-body bath soak, or use a less amount for a detoxing hot foot soak.

    Mission of this soak: invigorate and wake you the hell up. Plus, obviously, your muscles will love the shit out of it.

    GET NAKED AND:

    • Put on am Aussie rock playlist
    • Chuck about 2 handfuls into the bath (or a small handful if you're just soaking your feet)
    • Calm the f*ck down and anchor for 20 minutes
    • Feel slightly more human
    • Repeat twice a week. Or don't. We're not the boss of you

    TINY HEROES:

    • Magnesium sulfate, essential oils of rosemary, lemon, spearmint. 
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    Grounding & Calming Buttermilk and Magnesium Body Soak
    Grounding & Calming Buttermilk and Magnesium Body Soak
    Grounding & Calming Buttermilk and Magnesium Body Soak
    Grounding & Calming Buttermilk and Magnesium Body Soak

    R&R Milk Soak

    Regular price $19.95
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    What's better than a Bunnings snag or your mother-in-law leaving after a visit? Not much.
    This sort of comes close.

     
    We won't leave you highly strung, rough or edgy. Our milk based magnesium soak has been formulated to gently slough away dead skin cells, which can build up over time thanks to being an adult, wearing a uniform and being a bad-ass motherf*cker every day.

    With a kicker of magnesium to assist with relaxing tired and aching muscles and an earthy essential oil infusion of cedarwood, sweet orange, lemon, and lavender, you're going to be smoother than the Old Spice Guy (or girl, if there was a girl - because #its2019 and we don't want a lawsuit - just you in your birthday suit).

    This also can work an absolute bloody treat on your manky, boot-ridden feet. If you don't have a bath just fill a tub or bucket and soak away, amigo.

    Mission of this soak: invigorate and calm down pissed off skin.

    GET NAKED AND:

    • Start your 20-minute playlist
    • Chuck a decent handful of powdery milky goodness into a hot bath, or use as a foot soak with half a handful of powder
    • Calm the f*ck down and anchor for at least 20 mins
    • Feel slightly more human
    • Repeat twice a week. Or don't. We're not the boss of you

    OUR MVP INGREDIENTS:

    • Buttermilk powder, essential oils of cedarwood, orange, lemon and lavender, magnesium sulfate, and the smooth vibes of Lenny Kravitz.
    Important: This milk is not for human consumption, do not ingest. If you want fresh milk - go to Coles. We like Battlestar Galactica, not legal battles. 
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    Balance Blend - Milk and Magnesium Body Soak
    Milk and Magnesium Salt Body Soak, Balance Blend
    Balance Blend - Milk and Magnesium Body Soak
    Milk and Magnesium Salt Body Soak, Balance Blend

    Night Op Milk Soak

    Regular price $19.95
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    The only person you've got a date with tonight is us. We'll all be getting naked, soaking in some milky goodness and feeling f*cking great about ourselves. 

    We know our tribe train hard, work harder, and are generally covered head to toe in heavy equipment, clothing and sweat. So, we've combined the best of magnesium and milk to calm, repair, and restore your hot little body.

    Shit is one thing we're certainly not full of. The Night Op blend has been boosted with the pure essential oils of rose-geranium, ylang-ylang & sweet orange; known for their anti-anxiety, calming & anti-stress properties.

    The lactic acid from the milk base of the soak is widely known for its gentle ability to exfoliate away dead skin cells and leave baby soft skin in its wake. All you need to do is chuck a handful in a warm bath, turn your phone off and slay that dead skin away.

    Mission of this soak: to restore and balance damaged skin.

    GET NAKED AND:

    • Whack a decent handful in a warm bath
    • Put on some John Legend or Mumford and Son's
    • Calm the f*ck down and anchor for at least 20 mins
    • Feel slightly more human
    • Repeat twice a week. Or don't. We're not the boss of you
    INGREDIENTS FOR THE SOUL:
    • Buttermilk powder pure essential oils of rose-geranium, ylang-ylang & sweet orange, magnesium sulfate.
    Important: This is not food grade milk powder. It is not for human consumption and not for babies. Go to Coles if you want milk. We don't need a lawsuit. #thanks
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    Bail Out Milk Soak
    Bail Out Milk Soak
    Bail Out Milk Soak
    Bail Out Milk Soak

    Bail Out Milk Soak

    Regular price $19.95
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    We're ok with you using us after your ex(ercise). We'll be gentle with you and only do good things to your body...

    With a soothing and calming essential oil base of chamomile, cedarwood, and lavender this trio of forces will combat dry, tired and shitty skin. 

    With the ultra-gentle non-gritty exfoliant of lactic acid (from the milk base) this non-chemical, and non-abrasive solution will fuck dead skin cells right off. You'll be left feeling velvety soft and...plot twist...we've added magnesium so your muscles also get some lovin' along the way. 

    When days are long, f*cktardary is high, and getting a morning coffee is one of the only moments that spark joy, we'll bail you out. 

    GET NAKED AND:

    • Chuck a decent handful of powdery milky goodness into a hot bath
    • Calm the f*ck down and anchor for at least 20 mins
    • Feel slightly more human
    • Repeat twice a week. Or don't. We're not the boss of you

    INGREDIENTS:

    These ingredients are more satisfying than decent f*cking WiFi connection.  

    • Buttermilk powder, pure essential oils of chamomile, cedarwood, sweet orange and lavender, magnesium sulfate.

     

    Important: This is not food grade milk powder. Do not ingest it, do not make milo with it, do not take it out field to drink and above all, do not sell it on the black market as baby formula or give it to infants. We prefer not to spend out profit on legal fees, due to stupidity. #thankyouandgoodnight
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    Gift Cards

    Gift Cards

    Regular price $50.00
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    Got a friend who's easily offended? A gift card for us probs isn't the brightest idea...but, either was eating a bat in a wet market, so here we are. 

    If you've got a mate that needs some salty lovin', who perhaps needs a moment of downtime or who is just a god damn fucking legend - then, this is for them. It basically never expires (hello consumer law), and can be used on anything we sell - obviously. 

     

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