Casevac Magnesium Shower Gel 250ml - Tactical Recovery

Casevac Magnesium Shower Gel UGC - Tactical Recovery

Casevac - Mag Shower Gel

Name: Casevac - Mag Shower Gel
Brand: Tactical Recovery
Price: 26.00 AUD
Availability: InStock

$26.00

Grab a shower beer and buckle up, glitter dick.

We know a few of you work hard and are generally covered head to toe in heavy equipment, clothing and sweat. So, we've done the rest of the heavy lifting for you & made our Casevac Mag Soak in Shower Gel form - like the fuckin' salt lords that we are.

Shit is one thing we're certainly not full of. The Casevac formulation may assist with soreness, congestion and shitty aches and pains. We've smashed it full of ingredients like magnesium chloride (same legendary stuff in our sprays), eucalyptus and spearmint.

We avoid as much nasty stuff as possible, so we've made sure our thick base is low foaming, meaning that it's paraben-free & sulfate free.

Size: 250ml

Bulk lathering? Not here. We're paraben and sulfate free, meaning we aren't actually full of shit (besides Andrew from Op's). Purified Aqua, Decyl Glucoside, Magnesium Chloride, Cocamido Propyl Betaine, PEG-120 Methyl Glucose Dioleate, Propylene Glycol, Diazolidinyl Urea (and) Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate, Rosmarinus officinalis, Citrus Limon, Mentha Spicata, Eucalyptus Radiata

We're not giving you usage instructions. Because, dead set - if we need to go that far, we need to have a bigger talk.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on that 7-in-1 body wash you’ve been using since Kapooka. That’s why this shower gel exists. We ran it through a covert testing program in a demountable outside Townsville. A brickie, a medic and a bloke called Kev who may or may not be banned from Bunnings all signed NDAs they couldn’t read. Within 45 seconds of use, every tester stopped smelling like barracks floor cleaner and started feeling like an actual human again. One used it to wash his boots, another washed a Maglite. Both said it changed their life