Magnesium Oil Spray - Tactical Recovery
Magnesium Oil Muscle Spray
Magnesium Oil Muscle Spray
Magnesium Oil Muscle Spray
Magnesium Oil Muscle Spray
Magnesium Oil Muscle Spray

Magnesium Oil Muscle Spray

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Got muscle tension that's making your life feel like a full-blown assault course?

Before you declare war on cramps, migraines, or sore joints, arm yourself with our magnesium spray (aka magnesium oil, for those playing along at home)—your go-to solution for muscle recovery and relaxation.

  • Target & Neutralize Muscle Enemies: Magnesium spray delivers a direct hit to sore muscles, joint discomfort, and general tightness. Whether you’re fresh out of the gym or just trying to make it through another day, this is magnesium oil for muscles that fight back.
  • Deploy Deep Sleep Mode: Struggling to sleep? Magnesium oil spray doesn’t just relax your body; it sets the stage for the kind of restful sleep even a tactical drill couldn’t wake you from.
  • Universal Application: Back, legs, shoulders—name a spot, and this magnesium spray has it covered. Perfect for post-workout recovery, everyday soreness, or that one dodgy movement you thought was a good idea at the time. (Oh, and TS? Yeah nah - this spray won't fix that)
  • Bare, Bold & Pure: We don’t mess around. Our magnesium spray is made from 100% pure magnesium chloride—no fragrances, no fluff, just the stuff your muscles need. Because bare is best....sometimes.

Application Intel: Two to three sprays on the hostile territory. Rub until it’s all in. Feel a tingle? That’s just the cavalry charging in. Abort mission on intense reactions, rash symptoms or open wounds. Always seek medical advice before use.  If you wanna sooth the itch, slap on our magnesium cream afterwards. Ingredients are safe for infants, teens and adults...even your nan. 

Our Magnesium Oil Spray isn’t just a temporary solution. It's a tactical upgrade to your wellness regimen. Elevate your body’s combat readiness by boosting magnesium levels, kiss those muscle enemies goodbye, ensure your sleep is as restorative as a full gear recharge, and prep your skin to face every field challenge. Simply put, it’s the all-rounder your body has been demanding.

Magnesium chloride, purified water, sheer brilliance.

Briefing Room (FAQs):

Pregnancy-Ready? Hell yeah. But double-check with your medic. Can't be too safe.

Ok for kids? Yep, magnesium spray is safe for children however always patch test first. Additionally use magnesium cream to soften and soothe.

A bit of a zing on application? If it's your inaugural mission with this spray or if your skin's drier than a sergeant's humour, be ready for some action. For a subtler approach, call in our Magnesium Cream. As per our fkn brief already, do not use this on broken or irritated skin and cease use if irritation occurs. Tingles and the itch are common, ease with mag cream or wipe residue off after 5 minutes once the mag can penetrate the skin. Patch test for a month to get the body used to it - we find feet or stomach work best , and then gradually increase the spread or usage.

Note: We're your relief squad, not doctors or medical professionals - so you can't sue us if you just ignore the warnings and go about your day. Always consult the medic for health-related concerns. Always discontinue use if irritation occurs - ya fuckin' idiot.

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