Mag Muscle Spray
2021 is a right shitshow, but our mag spray most certainly fucking isn't.
Good to go at any time and can be used anywhere.
Made from premium magnesium chloride it can absorb even deeper and faster into the skin, helping to target problem areas (which we know is literally your entire body except for the left eye ball). You can't spray us all over your life - we won't fix that, but we can help to relieve muscle tightness, soreness, and headaches caused by constant clusterf*cks or poorly executed CrossFit workouts.
Our non-scented spray means we're covert & can fit into your field kit, go-bags, doomsday prepper bunkers etc.
GET DOWN TO BUSINESS AND:- Read the important shit below if you're a mag spray virgin
- Spray onto your tight spots (sans the eyes)
- Massage it in
- Wipe the residue off & carry on with your day
- For sleep: spray onto your stomach and massage gently. Or spray onto legs if you suffer restless legs when you sleep - which annoys the fuck out of everyone.
WHAT'S IN US:
These ingredients are more active than a WO2 headed for the fat truck.
- Magnesium chloride, purified water, sheer brilliance.
Important shit: some people may feel tingling or a slight itch which is normal from the natural active ingredient of magnesium chloride (like, this is pretty strong salt people). It's reported to be common amongst people who have a magnesium deficiency and isn't harmful. Simply wipe the residue off. The magic happens during transdermal absorption when you're massaging it in. So if it tingles or gets itchy, simply wipe off as this won't impact its muscle relief effects. To relieve you can also rub coconut oil or your normal body lotion onto the area to soothe if required. Do not use on cuts or irritated skin because it will burn like a motherf*cker, and that would just be dumb of you. We warned you. If irritation occurs - cease use and seek medical advice.
