We aren't here to write a sales pitch - so instead we got some unwilling VIP's to trial and test this bad boy over 2 months. If you think it's shit, we'll provide you the names and details of all those who've said it's amazing. Have your beef with them, not us.
Our thick cream formula was made non-scented, because you don't want to be smelling like a florist or meth lab when you're doing epic shit. It has a nourishing mango butter, vitamin e and macadamia oil base that dry skin will love you for. It's infused with magnesium (the same as in our spray and shower gel) however you won't get the old mag spray itch. Highly effective when used in conjunction with a massage gun, post mag soak at night as well as after a spritz of mag spray to sooth the skin.
Suitable for those who are tense, a bit of an asshole or who are sore from enduring epic fuckery for years on end.
Ease tense, tight and spasming muscle as well as nourish shitty skin. A thick and rich magnesium formula suitable for all skin and personality types - even that of the CDF.
A little bit goes a long way. Simply use your fat finger, scoop it out and apply to impacted areas and massage in. Great to use in conjunction with a massage gun, or soothe itchy skin when using mag spray (for the sensitive Sally's out there).
Always patch test before use. Discontinue use if irritation occurs and seek medical advice.