Geez, we've made a pretty bold call on this one and we're 96.3% sure we're right on the money. If not, we have absolutely no doubt a spousile (spouse missile) is headed straight for us. 

We're going to get you from highly strung, to undone; with our sleepy and calming muscle soak. 

We'll get you prepped and ready for a good slumber thanks to an infusion of chamomile and lavender - known for their sleep evoking superpowers, alongside mandarin and cedarwood.  If this doesn't unwind & relax you and get you ready for bedtime snacks and snugs we're not sure what will. 

Mission of this soak: to knock you the fuck out and help you sleep. 

GET NAKED AND:

• Put on your favourite playlist
• Chuck about 2 handfuls into the bath (or a small handful if you're just soaking your feet)
• Calm the f*ck down and anchor for 20 minutes
• Feel slightly more human
• Repeat twice a week. Or don't. We're not the boss of you

TINY HEROES:

These ingredients are more active than Netflix during a pandemic.

• Magnesium sulfate, essential oils of English Lavender, Bergamot, Mandarin, Lemon, Chamomile and Cedarwood. 

Say hello to your new little friend. This bag of salty goodness is better than a 2am kebab.

We know days are spent on your feet and are relatively strenuous (unless you're in the RAAF), and the higher the tempo, the more repair and recovery time your body needs - which sometimes just isn't an option. 20 minutes is all you need along with some soothing Daryl Brathwaite in the background.

Your muscles will be thirsty for this zesty and deeply relaxing bag of goodness. This blend has been infused with hero essential oils of lavender, known for it's calming properties. Rosemary, which can assist in relieving muscular aches and pains. And, Eucalyptus which may help to promote blood flow, decongesting the airways and soothe tense muscles. Use as a whole body bath soak, or in a smaller tub as a pure foot soak.

Mission of this soak: to give your muscles the kick up the arse they need (oh, and to relax them). 

• Put on your favourite playlist
• Chuck about 2 handfuls into the bath (or a small handful if you're just soaking your feet)
• Calm the f*ck down and anchor for 20 minutes
• Feel slightly more human
• Repeat twice a week. Or don't. We're not the boss of you

TINY HEROES:

• Magnesium sulfate, pure essential oils of rosemary, eucalyptus, lavender & lemon.

It doesn't matter how much of a cluster-f*ck your day has been. We've got your six. All-day, every day. 

We'll airlift your muscles, skin, and mind out of the danger zone with this invigorating pure essential oil blend topped off with an uplifting minty twist that'll put a pep in your step.
 
This invigorating magnesium soak is boosted with lavender, widely known for its calming properties. Lemon, which can help to rid toxins. Spearmint, known to assist with blood flow and circulation (plus, who doesn't love mint). And, eucalyptus which can help to ease aching, sore, and fatigued muscles. Use the mix as a full-body bath soak, or use a less amount for a detoxing hot foot soak.

Mission of this soak: invigorate and wake you the hell up. Plus, obviously, your muscles will love the shit out of it.

GET NAKED AND:

• Put on am Aussie rock playlist
• Chuck about 2 handfuls into the bath (or a small handful if you're just soaking your feet)
• Calm the f*ck down and anchor for 20 minutes
• Feel slightly more human
• Repeat twice a week. Or don't. We're not the boss of you

TINY HEROES:

• Magnesium sulfate, essential oils of rosemary, lemon, spearmint. 

Take an Early Knock Off, grab some bath snacks, and restore some balance with this Zen AF magnesium soak. We're saltier than your boss, but you'll love us.

The EKO batch magnesium muscle soak has been formulated to assist in balancing the mind & body. It's your ticket to leave work, check-out and check-in with us, in your tub.

We've boosted this little nugget of gold with rose geranium; known for it's anti-inflammatory and anti-anxiety properties. Ylang-Ylang - which can assist to restore mental balance and invigorate. And, sweet orange essential oil which can help to calm the mind and relieve inflammation. Basically, you'll feel like a relaxed badass who can take on the world after this. 

Mission of this soak: to balance your mind, hormones, and of course - relax your god damn muscles.

• Grab a novel or put on one of John Farnham's 89,000 bangers
• Chuck 2 handfuls of salts into your bath
• Calm the f*ck down and anchor for 20 minutes
• Feel slightly more human
• Repeat twice a week. Or don't. We're not the boss of you. 

TINY HEROES:

• Magnesium sulfate, bad-ass unicorn vibes, essential oils of rose-geranium, ylang-ylang & sweet orange.

Yeah, that's right Champ Burger - we wear the pants now, while you take yours off. You can't pull rank with us in this tub.

Get your frowny, angry and salty attitude into the tub with our motherfucking spicy blend of fennel, cinnamon bark and, black pepper.  

This new batch has been formulated with natural extracts to assist with deep muscle recovery, blood flow, and circulation so that your body can wake the hell up. 

The mission of this soak: work deep into tense muscles and promote tissue repair.

• Leave the group chat
  
• Lock the door
• Chuck about 2 handfuls into the bath (or a small handful if you're just soaking your feet)
• Calm the f*ck down and anchor for 20 minutes
• Feel slightly more human (results may vary)
• Repeat a few times a week. 
• Email DHA and tell them they need to increase their average bath size.

TINY HEROES:

• Magnesium sulfate, sweet orange, clove leaf, fennel, cinnamon bark, black pepper, cardamom.

Speaking of new products. Did you know we've also got brand new Illumination Rounds?

Need to level up your #trbathwars game? 

Enjoy our whole range of 5 mag bath soaks in a mini 200g size. 

Includes: Armoury, Casevac, EKO, Lights Out and Reveille Magnesium Soaks. 

*Bundles are not eligible for discount codes to be applied. Because, hello - we would be fucking broke if we discounted the already...discounted products. We aren't the fucking Reject Shop. But, your muscles will fucking love you for treating them to this.

We know shit value when we see it. This isn't one of those times.  

We've chucked all the tribe favourites together into our popular bundles. If you hate saving money and would rather spend billions on submarine projects that will take 30 years - just CC Dept Defence. But if not, then our bundles will get you salty, sweet and zen - because every badass needs some downtime.

Bundle Options:

1. Sweet & Salty: 3 x Luxe Illumination Rounds + 2 x 600g Muscle Soaks
2. Get Lit: 5 x Luxe Illumination Rounds + On Rotation Round
3. PT Essentials: 1 x 100ml Mag Spray + 2 x 600g Muscle Soaks
4. Grump Old Salt: 3 x Luxe Illum Rounds + 3 x 600g Muscle Soaks + 1 x 100ml Mag Spray + 1 x 300g Milk Soak
   
5. Mystery Posting: 2 x Luxe Illumination Rounds + 1 x randomly selected 600g Muscle Soak + randomly selected 300g Milk Soak + 1 x any of the following: Hand sanitiser, candle snuffer, limited edition candles including On Rotation.

Fine Print: 

Bundle variants may change monthly. Savings price based on the full RRP of individual products. Postage not included and will be calculated at checkout. Bundles not able to have discount codes applied.