Retreat Magnesium Muscle Soak Epsom Salts - Tactical Recovery
Retreat Muscle Soak
Retreat Muscle Soak
Retreat Magnesium Muscle Soak Epsom Salts - Tactical Recovery
Retreat Muscle Soak
Retreat Muscle Soak

Retreat Muscle Soak

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If you're not having some sort of ache by the age of 26, how does it feel to be Gods favourite?

If you're a Bloke or Blokette, who's been hard on the tools - or are a tool, this is for you.

It's part of our sports blend range, so it's not here to sing you love songs. It's here to put the 'Hard', back into 'Hard Yakka'.

The sport blend complex may assist to relieve strains, congestion, joint inflammation and aches - you'll be wanting to chuck on an ACDC banger, drop your slacks and get naked with us, immediately.

    To basically give your muscles the kick up the arse they need (oh, and to relax them). The OG soak for those who are either sore AF or who have extreme hobbies that aren't scrolling Twitter, IG or Reddit.

    Put on your favourite playlist
    Chuck about 2 handfuls into the bath (or a small handful if you're just soaking your feet)
    Calm the f*ck down and anchor for 20 minutes
    Feel slightly more human
    Repeat twice a week. Or don't. We're not the boss of you.

    If irritation occurs, discontinue use and see a medical professional. Always seek medical advice prior to use if pregnant. Call your best friend back.

    Magnesium sulfate, certified organic rosemary, lemongrass, certified organic eucalyptus, certified organic peppermint, cajeput and a splash of dark humour.

    Don't be a walking complaint:

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