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Talisman Sabre Magnesium Muscle Soak Tactical Recovery
Talisman Sabre Magnesium Muscle Soak Tactical Recovery

Talisman Sabre Muscle Soak

$38.00
600g
1.1kg

Nudity - mandatory. Recovery - essential. 

Figured we’d nod to arguably the largest, most disorganised exercise that ever did run.

WTF is this soak for? Glad you asked. It’s loaded with grapefruit - supposedly dece for circulation, or at least tricking your body into pretending it’s got blood flow. Rosemary’s in there to convince your muscles they’re not dying, and geranium helps stop your nervous system from setting itself on fire. All of it’s backed by magnesium and the lingering echos of being screamed at for absolutely no fuckin apparent reason. Real soul recovery shit.

Heads up: grapefruit oil can increase sun sensitivity, so maybe don’t soak and then go roast yourself like a Woolies chook.

 Want the full kit?
🕯️TS Soy Candle - because arson sets the glowy vibe
☕️ TS Mug - for concealed bath beers

magnesium sulfate, Grapefruit Pink, Rosemary, Geranium, Spearmint, Fennel Sweet as well as 5% extra will to live.

better than your (field) ex.

....we're already waiting in the tub for you.
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