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Lights Out Magnesium muscle soak - Sleep Epsom Salts, Tactical Recovery
Lights Out Magnesium Soak
Lights Out Magnesium Soak
Lights Out Magnesium Soak
Lights Out Magnesium Soak
Lights Out Magnesium muscle soak - Sleep Epsom Salts, Tactical Recovery

Lights Out Magnesium Soak

$38.00
600g
1.1kg

Ditch the drama of a military spouse group chat & hang with us.   

We know, you know what we're talking about. But, before you tear us a new one because your partner outranks us, let's pour a little wine, make a little cheese board and get naked together. Because, we also know that spouse things aren't easy things.

We'll get you prepped and ready for a good slumber thanks to an infusion of chamomile and lavender - known for their sleep evoking superpowers, alongside mandarin and cedarwood.  If this doesn't unwind & relax you, then look - tap back into that group chat for some tips, because everyone will have one. 

P.s If you're a regular user of this bad boy, it comes as a Mag Gel too (brilliant, we know).

Magnesium sulfate, essential oils of English lavender, bergamot, mandarin, lemon, chamomile and cedarwood.

better than your (field) ex.

....we're already waiting in the tub for you.
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