Lights Out Muscle Soak

Lights Out Magnesium Soak

Regular price $33.00

9 in stock

The ONLY thing saltier than a military spouse.  

We'll get you prepped and ready for a good slumber thanks to an infusion of chamomile and lavender - known for their sleep evoking superpowers, alongside mandarin and cedarwood.  If this doesn't unwind & relax you and get you ready for bedtime snacks and snugs we're not sure what will. 

Mission of this soak: to knock you the fuck out and help you sleep. 


  • Put on your favourite playlist
  • Chuck about 2 handfuls into the bath (or a small handful if you're just soaking your feet)
  • Calm the f*ck down and anchor for 20 minutes
  • Feel slightly more human
  • Repeat twice a week. Or don't. We're not the boss of you


These ingredients are more active than Netflix during a pandemic.

  • Magnesium sulfate, essential oils of English Lavender, Bergamot, Mandarin, Lemon, Chamomile and Cedarwood. 

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We've been used on first base, and even second base. But, we rather get you off base and into the tub. Our magnesium blends will have you feeling like a zen motherf*cker.

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Great **** everything reliever!

Bought for my GF to help her relax cause she’s super stressed and sleeping ****** so thankfully this worked and I didn’t have to pay $1000 for some hippy weekend away.

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