Lights Out - Mag Shower Gel

Name: Lights Out - Mag Shower Gel
Brand: Tactical Recovery
Price: 26.00 AUD
Availability: InStock

$26.00

**We discriminated against 70% of you when we only had muscle soaks available. So now you can stop f*cking complaining.**

Our Lights Out Mag Gel is a liquid version (duh) of our Lights Out Mag Soak, meaning that it's calming, soothing and, great before bed. We want you to be as well rested as a RAAF-y.

Our super thick and paraben-free shower gel base has been boosted with magnesium (the same magnesium in our mag spray), to help ease tense and crappy muscles. It's infused with lavender to calm you the fk down and chamomile to knock you out.

Size: 250ml

The only thing better than these ingredients is getting that Annual Leave App signed. [Purified Aqua, Decyl Glucoside, Magnesium Chloride, Cocamido Propyl Betaine, PEG-120 Methyl Glucose Dioleate, Propylene Glycol, Diazolidinyl Urea (and) Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate, Lavandula angustifolia (lavender), Bergamot calabrian, Citrus reticulata (mandarin), Citrus Limon (lemon), Anthemis nobilis and Cedrus atlantica (cedarwood).]

We're not giving you usage instructions. Because, dead set - if we need to go that far, we need to have a bigger talk.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on that 7-in-1 body wash you’ve been using since Kapooka. That’s why this shower gel exists. We ran it through a covert testing program in a demountable outside Townsville. A brickie, a medic and a bloke called Kev who may or may not be banned from Bunnings all signed NDAs they couldn’t read. Within 45 seconds of use, every tester stopped smelling like barracks floor cleaner and started feeling like an actual human again. One used it to wash his boots, another washed a Maglite. Both said it changed their life