Lights Out - Mag Shower Gel

Name: Lights Out - Mag Shower Gel
Brand: Tactical Recovery
Price: 26.00 AUD
Availability: BackOrder

$26.00

**We discriminated against 70% of you when we only had muscle soaks available. So now you can stop f*cking complaining.**

Our Lights Out Mag Gel is a liquid version (duh) of our Lights Out Mag Soak, meaning that it's calming, soothing and, great before bed. We want you to be as well rested as a RAAF-y.

Our super thick and paraben-free shower gel base has been boosted with magnesium (the same magnesium in our mag spray), to help ease tense and crappy muscles. It's infused with lavender to calm you the fk down and chamomile to knock you out.

Size: 250ml

The only thing better than these ingredients is getting that Annual Leave App signed. [Purified Aqua, Decyl Glucoside, Magnesium Chloride, Cocamido Propyl Betaine, PEG-120 Methyl Glucose Dioleate, Propylene Glycol, Diazolidinyl Urea (and) Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate, Lavandula angustifolia (lavender), Bergamot calabrian, Citrus reticulata (mandarin), Citrus Limon (lemon), Anthemis nobilis and Cedrus atlantica (cedarwood).]

We're not giving you usage instructions. Because, dead set - if we need to go that far, we need to have a bigger talk.

field notes from:

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on that 7-in-1 body wash you’ve been using since Kapooka. That’s why this shower gel exists. We ran it through a covert testing program in a demountable outside Townsville. A brickie, a medic and a bloke called Kev who may or may not be banned from Bunnings all signed NDAs they couldn’t read. Within 45 seconds of use, every tester stopped smelling like barracks floor cleaner and started feeling like an actual human again. One used it to wash his boots, another washed a Maglite. Both said it changed their life

tested on recruits, not rats

no synthetic fragrances

kev still banned from bunnings

Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 22 reviews.

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If you’re a shift worker,

"If you’re a shift worker, this is the shower gel for you. This thing makes me ready for bed within 30 mins of the shower. Muscles relaxed, brain relaxed, straight up vibes"

— Rebecca C. (5/5)

The bath salts- After lifting

"The bath salts- After lifting some meth-head out of a ditch and chasing juveniles with more cardio than brains, this soak sorted me right out. Muscles = unknotted. Soul = marginally less dead. The go the fuck to sleep body wash is a winner. Actually slept. No waking up stressing about paperwork. I was as unconscious as a probie at their first Christmas Party. This is the kind of wellness gear coppers actually want. No frills, no fluff — just unapologetically Aussie, mildly offensive, and bloody effective. Chuck it in your next care package or regift to the crankiest sarge you know. You’ll either get a hug or be told to piss off (in a grateful way)."

— Hayley W. (5/5)

So good that I use

"So good that I use it as a bubble bath"

— Monica K. (5/5)

Worth every cent

"Worth every cent"

— Adam H. (5/5)

"Bloody fantastic"

— Thomas (5/5)

Knocked out faster than drinks at knock off

"Not even the tinnitus keeps me awake after a scrub with this stuff. Gotta rack out straight away or risk waking up on the couch at 3am."

— Mark F. (5/5)

Great smelling shower gel

"I really like this one. Very pleasant but not overbearing scent. I’ve been using it for a couple of weeks before bed and have found it relaxing. Well worth a try!"

— David M. (5/5)

We go night night

"After dodging a promotion for as long as possible my hubby has been volen-stabbed with an extra hook. With all the joys that comes with that, my dude is wrecked. So I did what any good spouse would do, and got him the go the fuck to sleep shower gel. Well... it worked. Because in record time that man was making a sound that I can only describe as... a bear that had been set on fire and was being mercy killed with an ineffective chainsaw... Which leads me to the new product suggestion. Ear plugs. Please. Coz I'm sick of sleeping on the couch. Cheers."

— A (5/5)

Sleepy Soak

"Good soak, straight to the point"

— Anonymous (5/5)

De-fu#king-lightful

"It’s a calm down soak, inside a body wash. On what else would you rather spend your dosh? If your tired of being tired, and just want to frown, Jump in that shower, and calm the fu&k down."

— Elyse (5/5)