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Reveille Muscle Soak
Reveille Muscle Soak

Reveille Muscle Soak

$38.00
600g
1.1kg

We wear the pants now, while you take yours off. You can't pull rank with us in this tub.

Get your frowny, angry and salty attitude into the tub with our spicy blend of fennel, cinnamon bark and, black pepper.  

This batch has been formulated with natural extracts to assist with deep muscle recovery, blood flow, and circulation so that your body can wake the hell up.  Feel like doubling down? Grab it in the Mag Shower Gel version.

Magnesium sulfate, sweet orange, clove leaf, fennel, cinnamon bark, black pepper, cardamom.

better than your (field) ex.

....we're already waiting in the tub for you.
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