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Overwatch Muscle Soak

Overwatch Muscle Soak

$38.00
600g
1.1kg

Better than a fly kick to the throat.

We've benchmarked ourselves against extreme violence, which means everything we make is pretty fuckin' good compared to what it could be. 

Overwatch blend is more for relaxation and sits up there with our Lights Out and Eko Soak. It's been doused with softer scents of sweet orange, grapefuit (white) and ylang ylang  - so basically it doesn't stink of jet fuel and cheese toes. 

 Want the full kit?
🕯️Fight Like A Girl Soy Candle - same artwork, different scent
☕️ Fight Like A Girl Mug - for throwing at idiots from close range

magnesium sulfate, essential oils of grapefruit (white), ylang ylang, patchouli, and sweet orange - with a splash of zero fucks.

better than your (field) ex.

....we're already waiting in the tub for you.
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