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Desert Storm Soy Candle

Desert Storm Soy Candle

$34.00
Tin
Jar

Simply put, this is our best fuckin' candle which up until now, you've only been able to purchase in bundles. So after proceeding to do exactly what our Overlord told us not to do - we're putting it up for individual sale. 

Smells like defiance and immediate dismissal, with notes of earthy-ness and middle age power trips.

Need to know how long these evidence burners will last for? Hold our beer.

TIN: burn time of approx 20-25 hours

JAR: burn time of approx 60 hours
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  • Hand poured

  • Premium soy wax

  • Non-Toxic

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