Coffee Soy Candle

If you aren't a coffee lover, move the fuck along and get off our website.

This blend of hot fresh coffee with a splash of sweetness will give you a faux sense of being alive.

If you feel like you need to perk up because your soul is mostly dead like ours, you'll love the shit out of our Mag + Coffee Shower Scrub. Decaf isn't welcome around here.

Want something bigger? All of our candles now come large matt black glass jars, complete with a black wooden lid and a burn time of over 60 hours.