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Coffee Soy Candle

$30.00 $34.00 -12%
Tin
Jar

If you aren't a coffee lover, move the fuck along and get off our website.

This blend of hot fresh coffee with a splash of sweetness will give you a faux sense of being alive.

If you feel like you need to perk up because your soul is mostly dead like ours, you'll love the shit out of our Mag + Coffee Shower Scrub. Decaf isn't welcome around here.

Want something bigger? All of our candles now come large matt black glass jars, complete with a black wooden lid and a burn time of over 60 hours. 

Need to know how long these evidence burners will last for? Hold our beer.

TIN: burn time of approx 20-25 hours

JAR: burn time of approx 60 hours

Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 6 reviews.

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Legit smells like fucking coffee.

"Legit smells like fucking coffee. The good kind, not International Roast or Blend 43, actual fucking coffee. So real there's a chance you’ll need a tactical shit if you burn it for an hour, but I guess it will cover that smell too. Winning"

Nardia M. (5/5)

"Can never get enough"

Mark (5/5)

You're not a true coffee lover if you don't buy it

"This candle really hits the spot with that delicious fresh coffee smell. What real coffee should smell like - minus all the fake milk and flavours or whatever bullshit people add to their coffees these days. This candle intensifies my caffeine cravings in the best way possible. Love a whiff of this every day. Cannot get enough of it."

Caitie (5/5)

Damn good candles

"Absolute 10/10, fills my coffee fix even more while drink a brew from my TR Russell Coight mug. The smell is unreal"

Anonymous (5/5)

Columbian pow pow

"Probably one of the most genuine scented candles we have come across. Open it up and it's like being smacked in the face with a bag of fresh grinds."

Mark F. (5/5)

When just drinking coffee isn’t enough…

"Have this bad boy in my tiny office at work. The boss walks in whilst I’m just sitting there with the unlit candle having a good old smell to perk me up during that 3 o’clock slump. Not even mad because it’s so effing amazing."

Chloe H. (5/5)

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  • Hand poured

  • Premium soy wax

  • Non-Toxic

  • Hand poured

  • Premium soy wax

  • Non-Toxic

  • Hand poured

  • Premium soy wax

  • Non-Toxic

  • Hand poured

  • Premium soy wax

  • Non-Toxic

  • Hand poured

  • Premium soy wax

  • Non-Toxic

  • Hand poured

  • Premium soy wax

  • Non-Toxic