If you aren't a coffee lover, move the fuck along and get off our website.
This blend of hot fresh coffee with a splash of sweetness will give you a faux sense of being alive.
If you feel like you need to perk up because your soul is mostly dead like ours, you'll love the shit out of our Mag + Coffee Shower Scrub. Decaf isn't welcome around here.
Want something bigger? All of our candles now come large matt black glass jars, complete with a black wooden lid and a burn time of over 60 hours.
Need to know how long these evidence burners will last for? Hold our beer.
TIN: burn time of approx 20-25H
JAR: burn time of approx 60H
Made from 100% pure soy wax, zinc & lead-free cotton wicks and premium Australian made fragrances.
Trim the wick down after each burn to stop it from becoming like a mushroom and then causing it to burn like crap and not last as long. Each of our candles are hand-poured and handmade, so if there's any tiny imperfections, lumps or bumps - we actually don't want to hear your complaints.