Mag + Coffee Shower Dirt

Mag + Coffee Shower Dirt

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Coffer Shower Scrub

Our Mag + Coffee Shower Dirt will turn your shower into a fucking war zone. On the plus side, you'll feel like a magical warlord afterwards.

Size: 150g

We could waffle on about how good this shit is but let's keep it simple, so you can all take notes with your crayons. 

This shower scrub is now a permanent member of the Armoury. With a coffee base and mag base, it'll slay away the toughest and roughest of skin leaving it feelin' silky thanks to a concentrated formula of vitamin e from green coffee seed extract, sweet almond oil, and grapeseed oil. It's not going to fix doms or help with aches and pains (it's not a fucking muscle soak or mag spray), but it will help fade stretch marks, scars, and damaged skin when used regularly. 

 

Just don't leave it on for too long - because, hi. It's fuckin' coffee and it'll stain your skin and life. Don't say we didn't warn you because we have. 

 

INGREDIENTS: 

These ingredients are nearly more active than the QPS Social Account.

Coffea arabica seed powder, magnesium sulfate (mag salt), magnesium chloride (mag salt, but stronger), Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond Oil), Vitis Vinifera Seed Oil (Grapeseed Oil), Soja hispida (Soy Bean Oil), Coffea arabica L (Green Coffee Seed) AKA shit that's amazing for your skin, Tocopherol, Citrus Aurantium Dulcis, Citrus Limo (lemon).

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    We've been used on first base, and even second base. But, we rather get you off base and into the tub. Our magnesium blends will have you feeling like a zen motherf*cker.

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    05/06/2021
    Mess Is Good For Ya

    I love this good mess, I feel clean, smooth and relaxed after a hot shower.

    JR
    Jason R.
    Australia Australia
    03/16/2021
    The smell of coffee and the ol armoury

    This product is amazing!!! Love love love the **** out of it.

    MM
    mary m.
    Australia Australia
    03/01/2021
    Yum!

    Perfect scrub!!!

    SH
    Stuart H.
    Australia Australia
    02/10/2021
    Like the product, love the attitude

    Would I ever buy a coffee body scrub before Tactical Recovery? F*ck No! I bought it from them however because they support Veteran’s Organisations and have a totally hilarious “inappropriate” approach to everyone else. 10/10 will buy again from TR.

    A
    Anonymous
    Australia Australia
    12/27/2020
    Works proper good

    This stuff really does make a f*cking mess of the shower, so be prepared for that, but oh how well it works, it feels like you have a new set of skin every time. Don't give it a miss! Genuinely brilliant stuff

    EW
    Eric W.
    Australia Australia