Fat Man Run Club Muscle Soak

Fitness standards are a suggestion, not a rule.

You ever seen an officer pass a beep test? Neither. But hey, why run when you can just strategically withdraw into a tub?

Perfect for those who believe fitness is a mindset, not a requirement. Legs screaming after that gruelling 400m jog? Neck stiff from nodding through another PowerPoint on ‘optimising unit readiness’? Drop rank, drop in, and soak like the mission-critical asset you are.

Unlike our hard-hitting soaks (like Armoury, Casevac and Jacked), the FMRC Muscle Soak leans into relaxation. Mandarin and bergamot bring a sense of balance with more of a crisp citrus edge, while nutmeg’s warming properties have been used for centuries in post-exertion rituals. Basically, this is for those who want to recover without feeling like they’ve been patched up by a field medic.

Side effects may include renewed respect for enlisted PTIs, mild guilt over that third choccie milk, and an overwhelming urge to finally bin those running shoes that haven't touched pavement since basic.

Want the full kit?
🛁 FMRC Magnesium Soak – you're here, obviously
🚿 FMRC Magnesium Shower Gel – same formula, just standing up
🕯️ FMRC Soy Candle – because bathroom fires set the mood
🍗 All you need now are some bath wingdings, and you're good to roll