Turn off the LED strip lights, put down the vape, and light up.

You’ve got the FMRC Muscle Soak. You’ve got the Shower Gel. But what about the air? What about the absolute crime scene you call a living space? Yeah. Thought so.

It’s got that same zesty-fresh-but-still-a-little-feral energy as the soak and gel, but now your whole room can smell like it too. Lime, mandarin, and basil cut through whatever war crimes are lingering in the air.

Burns long enough for you to contemplate at least five different life decisions. We could write more but we aren't a fucking wellness blog.

Want the whole kit?

🛁 FMRC Muscle Soak – For when your legs are screaming after that gruelling 400m jog. Sit. Soak. Laugh. Love.

🚿 FMRC Magnesium Shower Gel – Same formula but in a bottle. Obviously.

🍗 Missing something? Yeah, bath wingdings. That’s on you.