Retreat - Mag Shower Gel

Name: Retreat - Mag Shower Gel
Brand: Tactical Recovery
Price: 26.00 AUD
Availability: InStock

$26.00

Got a body crackin' like a glowstick?

This magnesium shower gel probs won't fix any of your shit, but look - every little bit helps, right?

We've pumped this with the same formula that you'll find in the Retreat Muscle Soak as well as Mag Muscle Spray - smashed it in a bottle, and called it a day.

Andrew from Op's uses this one. Hasn't helped him work faster, but has made him less of a dick by 7%.

We avoid as much nasty stuff as possible, so we've made sure our thick base is low foaming, meaning that it's paraben-free & sulfate free.

Size: 250ml

Purified Aqua, Decyl Glucoside, Magnesium Chloride, Cocamido Propyl Betaine, PEG-120 Methyl Glucose Dioleate, Propylene Glycol, Diazolidinyl Urea (and) Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate, Rosmarinus Officinalis, Cymboogon Flexuosus, Eucalyptus Radiata, Mentha Arvensis, Melaleuca Cajeputi

We're not giving you usage instructions. Because, dead set - if we need to go that far, we need to have a bigger talk.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on that 7-in-1 body wash you’ve been using since Kapooka. That’s why this shower gel exists. We ran it through a covert testing program in a demountable outside Townsville. A brickie, a medic and a bloke called Kev who may or may not be banned from Bunnings all signed NDAs they couldn’t read. Within 45 seconds of use, every tester stopped smelling like barracks floor cleaner and started feeling like an actual human again. One used it to wash his boots, another washed a Maglite. Both said it changed their life