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Retreat Magnesium Muscle Soak Epsom Salts - Tactical Recovery
Retreat Muscle Soak
Retreat Muscle Soak
Retreat Magnesium Muscle Soak Epsom Salts - Tactical Recovery

Retreat Muscle Soak

$38.00
600g
1.1kg

If you're not having some sort of ache by the age of 26, how does it feel to be Gods favourite?

If you're a Bloke or Blokette, who's been hard on the tools - or are a tool, this is for you.

It's part of our sports blend range, so it's not here to sing you love songs. It's here to put the 'Hard', back into 'Hard Yakka'.

The sport blend complex may assist to relieve strains, congestion, joint inflammation and aches - you'll be wanting to chuck on an ACDC banger, drop your slacks and get naked with us, immediately.

    Magnesium sulfate, certified organic rosemary, lemongrass, certified organic eucalyptus, certified organic peppermint, cajeput and a splash of dark humour.

    better than your (field) ex.

    ....we're already waiting in the tub for you.
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