EKO Magnesium Relaxing Shower Gel 250ml. Tactical Recovery

EKO - Mag Shower Gel

Name: EKO - Mag Shower Gel
Brand: Tactical Recovery
Price: 26.00 AUD
Availability: InStock

$26.00

Tools down, glitter dicklettes. It's soapy fun time.

The only way to spend an early knock-off? With us, obviously.

Tell the boss to fuck off, toss your phone in a lake, put on a banger from Bon Jovi and shower with us, your body will love you for it.

Packed with magnesium (the same you'll get in our Mag Spray sans the itch) and the goodness of our EKO Mag Soak - it's dead set legendary.

We avoid as much nasty stuff as possible, so we've made sure our thick base is low foaming, meaning that it's paraben-free & sulfate free.

Size: 250ml

Purified Aqua, Decyl Glucoside, Magnesium Chloride, Cocamido Propyl Betaine, PEG-120 Methyl Glucose Dioleate, Propylene Glycol, Diazolidinyl Urea (and) Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate, Pelargonium graveolens, Citrus sinsis, Cananga odorata

We're not giving you usage instructions. Because, dead set - if we need to go that far, we need to have a bigger talk.

field notes from:

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on that 7-in-1 body wash you’ve been using since Kapooka. That’s why this shower gel exists. We ran it through a covert testing program in a demountable outside Townsville. A brickie, a medic and a bloke called Kev who may or may not be banned from Bunnings all signed NDAs they couldn’t read. Within 45 seconds of use, every tester stopped smelling like barracks floor cleaner and started feeling like an actual human again. One used it to wash his boots, another washed a Maglite. Both said it changed their life