Secret Product

If you're on this page, it means that you scanned your hanging door QR code and clearly don't vet the links that you're going to. Your device has now been compromised and mate, that last text you sent was pretty fucked up. We can see it.

Anywho, whilst we figure out your BSB, Account Number, TFN and absolutely anything that can identify you as being a dead set dickhead, enjoy the fact you have access to this secret product. Only accessible by that spam link you scanned. It may or may not be the limited edition candle with this artwork.

DO NOT share this with anyone. It's our secret. Just like those photo's in your cameral roll. The products on this link will come and go - like our will to live. So stick it in your basket if you want it.