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Let’s Get Dysfunctional

Despite being mostly dead inside, we produce premium magnesium based muscle care with a twist of dark humour and a pinch of sweetness. We obnoxiously support veterans, defence members, first responders and tradies.

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Fat Man Run Club Muscle Soak
from $38.00
Fat Man Run Club - Mag Shower Gel
$26.00
Fat Man Run Club Soy Candle
from $34.00
Limited Edition 🏆
Fat Man Run Club Mug
$32.00
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Magnesium Muscle Cream - Tactical Recovery
Magnesium Muscle Care Cream Tactical Recovery
Mag Muscle Cream
$39.00
EKO Magnesium Relaxing Shower Gel 250ml. Tactical Recovery
EKO - Mag Shower Gel
$26.00
Whisky Bars & Lit Cigars Soy Candle
from $34.00
Lights Out Magnesium muscle soak - Sleep Epsom Salts, Tactical Recovery
Lights Out Magnesium Soak
from $38.00
EKO Relaxing Magnesium Muscle Soak Epsom Salts - Tactical Recovery
EKO Muscle Soak
from $38.00
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12 products
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Tight Arse Bundles

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Super Trooper Bundle
$131.00
Champy Champ Bundle - tactical recovery
Champy Champ Bundle
$120.00
Op Shower Bundle Tactical Recovery
Op Shower Bundle
$107.00
☠️ Last Chance
Coffee Addict Bundle
$55.00
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6 products

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APOD Australia Partner Tactical Recovery Logo