Turn off the LED strip lights, put down the vape, and light up.

Name: Fat Man Run Club Soy Candle
Brand: Tactical Recovery
Price: 34.0 AUD
Availability: InStock

You’ve got the FMRC Muscle Soak. You’ve got the Shower Gel. But what about the air? What about the absolute crime scene you call a living space? Yeah. Thought so.

It’s got that same zesty-fresh-but-still-a-little-feral energy as the soak and gel, but now your whole room can smell like it too. Lime, mandarin, and basil cut through whatever war crimes are lingering in the air.

Burns long enough for you to contemplate at least five different life decisions. We could write more but we aren't a fucking wellness blog.

Want the whole kit?

🛁 FMRC Muscle Soak – For when your legs are screaming after that gruelling 400m jog. Sit. Soak. Laugh. Love.

🚿 FMRC Magnesium Shower Gel – Same formula but in a bottle. Obviously.

🍗 Missing something? Yeah, bath wingdings. That’s on you.

Need to know how long these evidence burners will last for? Hold our beer.

TIN: burn time of approx 20-25H

JAR: burn time of approx 60H

Made from 100% pure soy wax, zinc & lead-free cotton wicks and premium Australian made fragrances.

Trim the wick down after each use, otherwise it'll become like a little black mushroom, start to make things go all black and sooty and then you'll be all sooky. So do what we say, ok? All of our candles are individually hand-poured, so just shut the absolute hell up if there are any tiny imperfections, otherwise, send your complaints to Matt in customer service. As long as it's not the marketing team, we don't care.