Fat Man Run Club - Mag Shower Gel
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Barely passed PT? At least pass the sniff test.
You’re standing there, staring at the shower. Thinking. Contemplating. Wondering if a splash of water and a quick underarm check will get you through the day. It won’t.
Get in and do the bare minimum...just like you did at PT.
Same FMRC formula as our soak, in liquid form for those of you who still don’t own a bathtub. We've whacked in mandarin and bergamot so you can lie to yourself about feeling fresh. Nutmeg because your circulation is in worse shape than your last beep test attempt. Magnesium to make your legs stop whinging about that gruelling 400m jog.
Thicker than a WO2’s moustache. Lathers up better than your excuses. Paraben-free, sulfate-free, and significantly better than that Lynx Africa combo you still think works.
Too lazy to stand? The FMRC Muscle Soak is waiting. Want to set the mood for your post-shower existential crisis? There’s a matching FMRC Soy Candle so you can light something on fire and it not be deemed as arson.
Part of the relaxation range. Aka: lazy range.
Purified Aqua, Decyl Glucoside, Magnesium Chloride, Cocamido Propyl Betaine, PEG-120 Methyl Glucose Dioleate, Propylene Glycol, Diazolidinyl Urea (and) Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate, Nutmeg, Lemongrass, Mandarin, Bergamot, Basil CT Linaloo, our dead soul and a splash of sarcasm.