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Choccie Milk Soy Candle

$34.00
Tin
Jar

Doesn't smell like Aldi chocolate.

No joke, this dead set smells like the real McCoy. We've licked several times and can confirm, they do in fact taste absolutely vile.  If you're an OG TR fan, this is a bring back of our Choccie Milk candle, because we gave in to your stupid DM's about it.

This is a match made in snacky-snack heaven. If we haven't nailed this chocolate milk soy candle, email our understaffed customer service team who would be delighted to take you on. For the Choc's that work hard on a Tuesday night - this is for you.

For Civilians, if you don't know what Chocco Tuesday is, ask a Defence mate. They'd love to tell you the tale of how hard these guys work and how useful they are at any point in time.

Need to know how long these evidence burners will last for? Hold our beer.

TIN: burn time of approx 20-25 hours

JAR: burn time of approx 60 hours

MORALE CLUB

A club that's 7% better than being in Infantry, and 76% worse than enlisting in the RAAF. Shits all over the Navy tho.
  • Hand poured

  • Premium soy wax

  • Non-Toxic

  • Hand poured

  • Premium soy wax

  • Non-Toxic

  • Hand poured

  • Premium soy wax

  • Non-Toxic

  • Hand poured

  • Premium soy wax

  • Non-Toxic

  • Hand poured

  • Premium soy wax

  • Non-Toxic

  • Hand poured

  • Premium soy wax

  • Non-Toxic