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Murdering Bad Smells Soy Candle - Tactical Recovery

Murdering Bad Smells - Soy Candle

$34.00
Tin
Jar

Murder bad smells. Delight the nostrils. 

This won't mask the fact you've got 8 Uber Eats food containers on the bench, or haven't bothered to throw out whatever-the-fuck is rotting in a damp cold corner of your home. But, it will make some area smell like you've got your adulting duties under control. Unlike us. 

Smells like: sweet orange, dark pepper & lime and sweet chilli. 

Want something bigger? All of our candles now come large matt black glass jars, complete with a black wooden lid, fancy as fuck gold label and a burn time of over 60 hours. 

Need to know how long these evidence burners will last for? Hold our beer.

TIN: burn time of approx 20-25 hours

JAR: burn time of approx 60 hours

MORALE CLUB

A club that's 7% better than being in Infantry, and 76% worse than enlisting in the RAAF. Shits all over the Navy tho.
  • Hand poured

  • Premium soy wax

  • Non-Toxic

  • Hand poured

  • Premium soy wax

  • Non-Toxic

  • Hand poured

  • Premium soy wax

  • Non-Toxic

  • Hand poured

  • Premium soy wax

  • Non-Toxic

  • Hand poured

  • Premium soy wax

  • Non-Toxic

  • Hand poured

  • Premium soy wax

  • Non-Toxic