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Monthly House Blend Soy Candle

$36.00
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Ready for something that's 114% better than your in-laws, boss or last performance review?

We cannot guarantee any of the above. 

However, our bias opinion is that the monthly rounds are pretty fkn good. And look, we've got pretty decent reviews on them too.

The beauty of these soy candle rounds, is that they're scents we haven't yet released.

They could be sweet, earthy or adjacent to Willy Wonka's Factory in a tin. We literally do not know, so do not ask. All we can promise is that it'll be nice, mmmkay.

     If you're up for surprises, this is for you. If you're not - firstly, you're boring and secondly, don't buy it. 

    Need to know how long these evidence burners will last for? Hold our beer.

    TIN: burn time of approx 20-25 hours

    JAR: burn time of approx 60 hours

    MORALE CLUB

    A club that's 7% better than being in Infantry, and 76% worse than enlisting in the RAAF. Shits all over the Navy tho.
    • Hand poured

    • Premium soy wax

    • Non-Toxic

    • Hand poured

    • Premium soy wax

    • Non-Toxic

    • Hand poured

    • Premium soy wax

    • Non-Toxic

    • Hand poured

    • Premium soy wax

    • Non-Toxic

    • Hand poured

    • Premium soy wax

    • Non-Toxic

    • Hand poured

    • Premium soy wax

    • Non-Toxic