WE HAD ONE JOB.

Yeah, Ops fucked up again so now we have to find a way to stay in business while they try and put us out of it. We've got a few seconds candles that need to piss off outta here.

🔥 The Good News: they still smells like victory.
💥 The Bad News: You might need to tilt it like a dodgy field radio to get an even burn.
💸 The Best News: It’s cheap as chips because, well... it’s a bit shit.

Due to the nature of our seconds they're randomly packed and picked, so you could get any one of our scents, it may or may not be labelled. No, you can't request a scent - don't be annoying.

Wicks may not be centre, tins may have dents, wax may be scratched - which is why we aren't FUCKIN CHARGING YOU MUCH FOR IT.  So if you're needing to give someone a gift but hate them, this is perfect. 

No returns on seconds items. Final sale. Etc etc. Not able to be used with discount codes you cheap fuck.  Hot tip: if you have a candle warmer (look it up on amazon) you don't even need to light the candle. You can thank us later for that hack.