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Let’s Get Dysfunctional

Despite being mostly dead inside, we produce premium magnesium based muscle care with a twist of dark humour and a pinch of sweetness. We obnoxiously support veterans, defence members, first responders and tradies.

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Retreat - Mag Shower Gel
$26.00
Magnesium Oil Spray - Tactical Recovery
Magnesium Oil Muscle Spray
from $26.00
💥 Door kicker fuel
Jacked Magnesium Muscle Soak Epsom Salts - Tactical Recovery
Jacked Muscle Soak
from $38.00
Oii Cnt Soy Candle - Tactical Recovery
Oii C**T Soy Candle
from $34.00
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Lights Out - Mag Shower Gel
$26.00
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Wiggum Bundle Mug - Customer Snapshot
Wiggum Bundle
$59.00
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Champy Champ Bundle - tactical recovery
Champy Champ Bundle
$120.00
Operator Soy Candle
from $34.00
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WARLORD APPROVED

BATH SHIT

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Flame throwers

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Tight Arse Bundles

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Gone AWOL 🏃‍♂️
Super Trooper Bundle
$131.00
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Champy Champ Bundle - tactical recovery
Champy Champ Bundle
$120.00
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Op Shower Bundle Tactical Recovery
Op Shower Bundle
$107.00
Coffee Addict Bundle
$55.00
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TIACS Mental Health Support Logo
Legacy Australia Logo Official TR Partner
The Barracks Gym Logo - Official TR Partner
APOD Australia Partner Tactical Recovery Logo